Saturday, June 27, 2015

10 things Indian parents say to blackmail you into marriage

10 things Indian parents say to blackmail you into marriage and how people like me react

1. "Sharma ji's son already has a son"
(in your mind) : “Damn that’s soo not his”

2. "We are growing old. We want to see our grandchildren before we die"
(in your mind) : "Ok.. but why do I have to marry for that"

3. "We want to get done with the responsibility before retirement"
(in your mind) : “.. so said Sharma ji too”

4. "What are you waiting for?"
(in your mind) : “for someone who isn’t crazy as me”

5. "There's never a right time"
(in your mind) : “then lets get a PS3 plzz !!!”

6. "The biological clock is ticking"
(in your mind) : “Nopes! Checked last Sunday.. batteries working fine”

7. "We have attended so many of our friends' children's wedding. It's our turn to host a wedding reception"
(in your mind) : “oh fcuk! Another bank loan”

8. "You don't have time to take care of yourself. You should get a wife"        
(in your mind) : “or a maid?”

9. "Your cousin went for a fancy honeymoon. You can also go if you get married"
(in your mind) : “Nopes! Checked last Sunday..  mine was better”

10. "We have done so much for you; can't you do this one thing for us?"
(in your mind) : “lets get a PS3”


inspired form an article in Hindustan Times : http://goo.gl/KZOrWG


Tuesday, January 27, 2015

The Modi'fying Idea

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