4way traffic

“But why can’t I marry him mom???” shouted Mary as loud as she could..

“Because he is not from our cast!!” replied mom trying to match the volume levels

“But he is a nice guy!!”

“How can he be a nice guy when he is not from our cast???”

“Huh??”

“Don’t you know Samantha?? That chick from the next building?? She ran away with sum burger!! 2 months later we came to know, that guy was drinking milk at home as well as having milkshake with someone else”.

“But mom all men are not same!!”

“Oh yes that’s true!! The other guy who married Janice went abroad to work; it’s more than 5 years now he is not back. They say he works less on the office table and more on Lori, his boss” pointed out mom wisely.

“But meet him atleast once!!!”

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“Meet him once??” replied Sonia’s dad in anger!! “That guy is so poor that if I call a ‘poor man’ poor in front of him, the ‘poor man’ will feel bad”

“But dad he loves me, I’l adjust!” cried Sonia

“Love!!!! What do you kids know about love!??” yelled fuming dad, “As though we never loved.. Our Love was fucking? And your fucking is love?? Wah!!”

“Dad!! It’s not that way ” Sonia was in tears, “please understand a job is a job.. And then he is a good cleaner he might get promotion soon”

“Yeah?  ... and what will he become then?? Head Cleaner of his department??”

“Is that all matters?” 

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“Oh yes it does matter   ! You need to be a M.S. Payal, or my family will not accept you”

 “But Bhavesh! I can’t do it .. I’ve already screwed the entrance test… even if I get through I don’t think ill manage to get a seat in your institute and if that doesn’t happen, what’s the point of doing M.S. We won’t even be able to tell your parents we met at the same insti  … and anyways I am pretty bad at studies you know na… ”

“Yes I know, but my folks want M.S. what can I do?”

“When I was in the 5^th standard.  I joined tuitions; that sir they said was awesome and had many students..  after 2 yrs I was still in the 5^th and that guy had no students….  then next year he said he’l pay me if I stop coming for tuitions  … you know this na Bhavesh? Still you want me to do MS? ”

“But baby I can’t help it. My great grandfathers father once cheated in the exams in his school days… he was caught and punished… not only that, later some locals caught him like a rat and tattooed his hand  -  ‘mera baap nahi, mein cheater hoon ’ … from that day onwards he pledged on his pet cat Jammuna  that everyone in his family would study and get big degrees  without cheating”

“I donno what to say ” Sighed Payal

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“Means?”, Tasneem was confused!

“Means I just donno what to say sweety”, mom sounded worried.

“But why mom? What is the problem If I like him??”

“That guy! .. um .. I mean .. he is so not meant for you .. Infact he is so not meant for anyone ”

“just because hes dark?”

“No darling he is not only dark! He is scary! … the way he looks people is as if hes doing them a favor by letting them breathe – that killer stare, and then his jet black color, huge built, those such  big rapist-like-eyes that can make a chick piss in her pants if she is alone and sees him in the dark….

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W!((!@M : “So these are your stories …. Hmmm sad yaa … no wonder all of you’l decided to conf-call so late in the night ”

Tasneem: “I just donno what to do people.. I just love him.. but my mom..”

Mary:”same here !! I am so fedup.. cant convience my parents too”

Payal: “that’s understandable yaar .. in my case .. my guy only is a freaking asshole … he’s making me study to marry him… wtf!”

Sonia: “…and my pop said he is gonna kill me and anyone who helps me ”

W!((!@M: “ahem  ahem …  ah … girls… I agree all this is crazy… wish I could Help .. ah.. yeah but ill blog about it” :angelic smile:

Cravings

Its been a while Ive got some one to write on my blog.... the guest blogger category was feeling bad .. and then ... when I was almost at the verge of kidnapping someone and making them write on my blog to save their lives Fiona Rodrigues comes to my rescue !!  
Today's  Guest blogger is very talented, fun loving, kind and well has a very good pen ..  I am glad she agreed to write on my blog .. 

  

Cravings 

- Fiona Rodrigues

Thursday, January 31, 2013

There are some who eat to live and there are those who live to eat. I proudly belong to the second category coz I love to frequently indulge in gluttony. I share this passion with my bestie William, who has sweetly asked me to be a guest blogger and is constantly encouraging me to blog myself.

Food is and will always have a special place in our lives. Birthdays, anniversaries, festivals, celebrations big and small are incomplete without delectable delights and what makes it special is sharing it with the ones we love.

It’s a foodie’s dream to have a seven course meal - apetisers, soups, sorbets, fish, meats, mouth watering deserts with fine table service. (Snap me out of this quick….. pls!!!). Hmmmm fine dining may be a luxury but who says that good food only comes with white glove service and an inflated bill. Any true Mumbaikar knows that street food is an essential to a food lover’s diet. Be it the Indianized Chinese, South Indian spread, sandwiches or local wada pav. Street food sure makes binging more affordable.

The best part of being a foodie is that we create memories with the people we grab a bite with. I can never forget the fun I had with my besties eating Kheema Pav at Metro Café, fish fingers and chips at Mondegar’s, Chicken wontons at Leopold’s, Chicken Chilly at Gokul’s, Chicken Crispies at Café Churchgate, Pav Bhaji at Liberty, Kebab Platter at Delhi Darbar, Sizzlers at Kobe’s, Sandwich near Nirmala Niketan, Burgers and McDonalds and the latest Chicken Koliwada on Eid. I could go on and on. Please note I am not endorsing any restaurants. They are just my favourite foods, at favourite places with my favourite people.

So while I hope to continue pampering my taste buds, I wish everyone a great palate and great pals. Cheers!!!

"Above is the snippet I have penned on Food. Hope you like it.
Thanks for kicking my butt into doing this. Enjoyed it thoroughly."  - Fiona Rodrigues

narcissistic Mood

Its been a while I've visited Orkut ... and today when i did, I got fairly engrossed in the testimonials written about me by my friends :) hmmmmmm so well I am gonna do on post on this ....  as no one sees my orkut profile anymore .... i am gonna have them here!! (well no one sees my blog also :shif snif:)

LANCIA TRINIDADE i am who i am - Jun 28, 2010

Wat can i say abt him....i don't knw much abt him..........but all i can say is dat HE is a sweetheart....a good friend.

Priyu Smile - May 17, 2010

Well to start... The significant thing about Willi is his laughter... even if u r a Stranger
he will laugh at u ...LOL.. i mean he will make u laugh..His laughter is pervasive
Evn in tense situation he is smiling,really need to appreciate him for this...I think no one can put on any barriers to his laughter...LOl
A very humble guy,alwayz helping,proactive person!!!
And haan he is very scared of being getting spied......... hahaha!!!

May God bless U according to his riches & glory & free u from all fears. Amen




hmm waiting for the cheque...dnt 4get

Anonymous (thats the current orkut profile name as account is deleted :P  and i cant remember who  is this :P )

- Mar 12, 2010

William is a very good nd close frnd of mine.
We all know him as a jolly-good fellow...always chilled out...always smile on his face...loves 2 laugh nd makes tym pass pleasurably for all of us..we all love 2 be wid him 4 he can easily lighten our moods no matter how heavy we feel.
Though only few of us know dat he has a serious side of his Also...whr in he plans his dreams...mark his goals...nd den work hard 2 achieve dem.
Though his style statement doesn say dat abt him...lol!!
He is dis rap music fan who loves 2 dress up in da same manner..evn in da college.
Guts nah..but dat is wat Outshines him in da crowd...Always listen 2 his heart nd follows it.
He is a quick nd smart thinker...who wanna run in lyf...2 straight 2 his goals...but always ready 2 stop between his run 4 a helpless frnd..(don't evn fear dat he mite loose da race...)
Balances his lyf between Emotions nd his Perspectives very nicely.
Very optimistic in lyf...Go on rockstar..U have our blessing nd wishes..u gotta be dere.

Anonymous (thats the current orkut profile name as account is deleted :P  and i cant remember who  is this :P )

- Oct 14, 2009

WILLIAM.......as ur'll guys all know how much multi talented he is; but i guess he dosnt like any1 prasing him so much...well dis adds 1 more quality.
He's very cool....fun-lovin guy and very down 2 earth, m really proud 2 b his frnd. Whenevr i chat wit him he always makes me laugh.......
Well he also has WHITE SHINING TEETH, n he lks 2 show his teeth every now n den....specially wen he wants 2 impress sum 1.......n 4 ur kind information i also got impressed by his so called "WHITE SHINING TEETH"...ha ha ha
He plans 2 b future businessman......n he started followings all d rules of business from now only ( as he says 1st rule of any sucessful business is not 2 give free service, n he follow dis rule very much) - jst kiddin...
And let me tell ur'l 1 more thing abt him......he wants 2 live 100 yrs; may god grant his wish.
All d guys who r close 2 william r really very lucky 2 have him as ur frnd.
I wish u ALL THE VERY BEST in whtevr u do.
hey willy jst note 1 thing not even once i wrote "LOL" ha ha ha

Asha Mohan

- Oct 12, 2009

WILLIAM.MARSHALL.REBELLO..wat shall i say abot my soo called senior..v studied in d same coll for 2yrs bt nt once v ever interacted..wen i used 2 see him in coll i used 2 really wonder 'wat a complete weirdo wit such a hideous hairstlye & brown pants..!!'
bt thanks 2 orkut i realized my 1st imperession was wrong{i meant only 4 d weirdo part..his hair & brown pants r still hideous}
its been a year since i've known him & for all d days i've spoken or met him d only thing i remember doin is laughin..his Happy-Go-Lucky attitude will always make u realise life is indeed beautiful
if ur havin a real bad time go 2 him..he's nt an advisor{worst @ givin advices} bt his dum jokes will definately make u laugh & if dat also doesnt work his santa claus laughter will definately make u laugh
hey katty jst lyk 2 say a big THANKYOU for always being there 4 me..
i really hope u live for 100yrs{c'mon even d generations 2 cum shld bear ur torture}
GOD BLESS U coz u totally deserve d best
luv asha.

abbasali pirbhai - Oct 4, 2008

William is a great friend........we happened to meet at sinhal's and i can assure u that when he is around even the boring lectures start to sound interesting(of course bcoz of his funny remarks).........we have enjoyed so much at sinhal's.....specially after the lectures in the morning........we used to go exploring new roads and he used to yell at me........."I Will be missing my lectures if we don't get back to college on time...." and i used to ask him......."do u really attend lectures and he used to say......"No re i was talking about my Basketball sessions......" but really he is a wonderful guy......his heart is as clear as crystal.......and he will never hurt you...in any way........Keep Going WILLIAM

Pallav Maji

- Apr 16, 2008

william aka "willy the pooh","willy the boy" is not only know just for his way of cracking jokes in the dead situations , for his immense way of pulling legs of not only students but also professors ( rakhee) but also for his basketball skills , he is definately a true wilsonian, a great personality , has definately got a gud future as he is damn intelligent knows how to reverse the xtreme cases!!
ya he is also gud chess player ( actualy learnt a lot from me)
mann u r really wild sometimes!!
he can really handle gud balls( u know wat i mean)
one of my best frenz he is ( he is not actualy my frend he is just like my BROTHER!!)
our gang is just like a family and he is da leader of it asusual
willy sabka neta hai sabka muh me leta.....................
keep rocking bro ur a true genius!!
a rare gem u r!!after all a man is known for wat company he keeps himself in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeff miranda - Feb 15, 2008

william aka willi.. my dear friend from wilson college, a guy who's always there to raise ur spirits high, .. a guy wit a good sense of humor.. one never gets bored wen he's around.. though he's playfull he's very good at basketball. love to keep conversation on and i like it.. if anyone wants to buy something new take willi along - he very good at bargaining ! a great guy.. a friend for life.. thanks willi for being my friend ..

Carl Dias

- Dec 22, 2007

William Is My Great Friends............................
He is Damn GuD in Computer ...............
I saw some of his project and they were really Cool it had a Different feel
and that Old classy LOOK ... which made it a hit ...............
So plzzz Keep it UP N never GIve UPpppppppp...............
This is my Message to uuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robin hate 2 b mr.wolf (thats the current orkut profile name)- Oct 19, 2007

UMMMMmm...mmm allright this guy is insane,mad,weird.. n the most unpredictable n
unforgetful prson i have evr met..he cracks the ultimate pjs
on which u dont know how to react....lol
.Hes full of energy n this i kno fr i been wit dis guy frm ma college days...not to forget
..............at the same time... he is one of da gr8est friends i could ever have.. he'll be there around u in all odds... n the best part about him...is he is soo chilled out with
everythin as if kuch hua hi nahi... ...he is a gr8 company to hang out wid..well i forgot 1 gr8 quality of this guy rather super talent.....
Hes n incredible BASKET BALL player which indeed proves out his energy level....
...but no comments on academics...lol
Hes one of the best of memories i can hav of frm The Wilson college
Thank u to com in ma lyf...
n best of wishes...lets all ur drms com true
n finally my blessings u may get comitted to som ugly pagly gal....lol

RUSSEL IS BAK TO WHERE HE BELONGS......(yeah thats the current orkut profile name ) - Sep 4, 2007

William a.k.a Willi.wat shud i say abt him.hes a wonderful friend to have.hes supported me in my hardships.Hes alaso got tht coll side to him tht makes him stand out frm others.u can also call him the William Rebello of basketball.

abhijeet malve - Sep 4, 2007

HE PLAYS LIKE 'IVERSON',HE CRAKS JOKES LIKE 'RAJU SHRIVASTAV',HE ACTS LIKE 'JIM CARREY'........IN ALL HE IS A PACKAGE OF FULL ENTERTAINMENT....
U SIMPLY ROCK MENNNN.........

Saurabh Hansdak - Aug 31, 2007

William ...now there's a guy whom you can call 'Uncle'..he's mature in a jovial way...will get into fights but a kind soul who can break your bones and say sorry...that's very sweet...so he does not have enemies cause they like him too for his frankness....a totally dependable guy..chilled out..full of vigour and vitamins...and minerals....he's a sports star...and a basketball junkie. A fierce competitor against the D'silva brothers...his agility, swiftness and some super moves like the 'Falcon Strike' are his strengths...he's got some moves up his sleeve to lead the team to victory! An ace rating player, William makes a good team captain and a spirited fellow for his team mates.

Luv is n xplodin cigar we willing 2 smk...... - Aug 28, 2007

william apna sabse acha dost, kabhi tension nahin leta he is da dude of da colg... a very gud performer, aur basket ball bhi acha khelta hain, so in short he is a multi talented person hehe... newaz buddy i hope tera future sahi salamat ho... tc buddy!!! aur kabhi bhi zarurat pade to mil lene i m der alwaz, god bles!!!!

Richard Gomes

- Jul 22, 2007

1 of the KOOLEST guys I've ever met.
A guy with a clean heart, n who always accompanies me with a whole lot of laughter.
Willie's WONDERFUL!

Aamod Potdar - Jul 15, 2007

"Willy".... this what he is fondly called!!
... i first met him in xaviers in 6th, wen i joined xaviers, he was my first bench mate, gave me a feel of d xaviers wen i was new to xaviers!!

William is gem of person!! ... very humble, kind and very friendly and soft spoken and fun loving !!

Good in sports and studies.. yeah i enjoied his company wen we together in wilson!! i miss all thoz wilson dayzz........... and i must say he is very good at cricket too and wicket keeping (remeber??) :-) .... i got to know this in wilson.....coz i always thought he must b a football crazy!!!...but damn good at basketball!! .......
May all your dreams come true…… and remain as you are!! Great to be your friend willy!!

I Thank one and all again :) for making me feel so special (if you' remember ..i had already thanked you'l in the past and paid ul enough for writing all these cool things abt me)

Les Misérables - my review

OH well no! this year I am not going to blog only about Movies..  there are a few posts in the making ... but then I watched this movie and would like to write about it ... huh ?? arey its my blog yaar !! I can write about anyone !! (yes indeed i have applied for a bail)

ok so to start with .. its a Musical! But beware: it's not strictly a musical. There's no dancing, there are no jazz hands and there is next to no speech. Rather, it is lobotomized opera, in which incidental dialogues appear !

I was impressed when I read a post that said director Hooper's big innovation is that his actors sing "live" – that is, they taped the vocal tracks while shooting, rather than in post-production – to amp up the realism

well I had good time... some nice popcorn , pepsi and comfy seats at Metro (marine lines, mumbai), good company... {also we went for the morning show so the tickets cost less}. Although it was hard to sit for a musical without getting bored ... I did have a good time



So would like to end this by mentioning a review from 'Rotten tomatoes' {yeah I know you'l need an second opinion with a lot of technical details... }

'Rotten tomatoes' : " Set against the backdrop of 19th-century France, Les Misérables tells an enthralling story of broken dreams and unrequited love, passion, sacrifice and redemption-a timeless testament to the survival of the human spirit. Jackman plays ex-prisoner Jean Valjean, hunted for decades by the ruthless policeman Javert (Crowe) after he breaks parole. When Valjean agrees to care for factory worker Fantine's (Hathaway) young daughter, Cosette, their lives change forever. In December 2012, the world's longest-running musical brings its power to the big screen in Tom Hooper's sweeping and spectacular interpretation of Victor Hugo's epic tale. -- (C) Universal"

Table no 21 - my review

Hmmmm Fiona, it was nice ..

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haha ok well on a serious note, it was indeed a different movie, with a good message and well many good acting performances. ... Paresh Rawal in a negative role is always entertaining. Infact I kinda love negative roles. I am a big fan of Gabbar Singh (sholay),Din Dayal/LION (Kalicharan), Mogambo (Mr.India), Dr. Dang (Karma), Gulshan Grover, Ranjeet, Shakti kapoor... anyways lets not diviate from the topic.

Rajeev Khandelwal's choice of movies is worth applauding. The actor cannot be accused of getting repetitive since his choice of movies has been as diverse as chalk and cheese.

overall i had nothing to do one afternoon and so went and watched it with a sweet friend ... we liked it and thats about it.

The movie has a social message  and well the actress looks hot .. ah.. . supa hot !


Aniruddha Guha of DNA said: "Table No 21 is a reasonably decent effort. It's fairly well-shot (Ravi Walia), has good actors, and manages to hold your interest for the most part.


 Ankur Pathak of Rediff.com said: "Table No. 21, the first genuine release of the centenary year of Hindi cinema is a psychological thriller that ends with a delectable twist, one which justifies the intent of the highly structured plot.


Roshni Devi of Koimoi.com said: "Table No. 21 tries hard to be a psychological thriller but ends up being a me-too, and then ruins things further with a social message type ending.


well Fiona you can now go and watch this movie and then I'l sms you and ask you to write your reviews about it too ... hmmmm you can write on my blog and be famous too if you want. 

i cant believe i am typing all this when i am in class!! no wonder my students get good marks in their exams = I hardly teach !!

Oh My God

Its the season of festivals and I just enjoyed the festival of Eid hogging on biriyani, Its gonna be Diwali soon and my friends are gonna treat me to the core and then its gonna be Christmas! where I'l be running around in a suit for dances and parties... maintaining a clean shaven look trying to impress a few girlies around ....  life is so good likes this... We celebrating each others festivals and enjoying at each others feasts ... breaking the religious barriers and the beliefs we have. Its Humanity and Brotherhood written all over it.

.. and then comes Sushma Swaraj, yeah apparently she has gone public saying that she is upset at the attacts on Hindu Beliefs in the movie 'OMG'. Now we have all seen the movie OMG (for those of you who haven't, its an eye opener, go see it) and we know that the movie is made to highlight the Superstitions in all faiths and improve the society. As far as I know the movie has questioned superstitions (Andhvishwas ) in all faiths, So I am wondering if this is just a way of gaining importance and influencing the public (hindu majority). 

If Sushma Swaraj is so interested about movies not hurting religious beliefs then she should stand up for every religion. 
What is she doing when bollywood movies portray us Catholics as drunkards and our women with a lose character or less clothes??? Every girl at the bar in movies is named Julie, Rosy, Mary .... don't we know in reality there are non-Catholic names as well doing similar things a Catholic girl is shown doing in the movies?
and if that was not enough in the movie Kya Superkool Hai Hum which had offensive scenes of a Catholic priest shown solemnising a marriage between dogs, in the movie Kamaal Dhamaal Malamaal Catholic priest is dancing with a rosary around his neck and wearing a garland of lottery tickets with a church in the background, an actor is misusing and indiscriminately using the Holy Water Sprinkler, a priest with a bouquet of flowers with an 'I Love You' message, a notorious character with garlands of currency notes shown with the church in the background... May be Sushma Swraj should stand up for all this too if shes pretending to play an impartial minister or just quit with all the cute talk.

Swaraj further tells us (in the same article I read) that last year when Obama visited India and expressed his views on why India does not buy US dairy products, she enlightened him that our cows are vegetarian and their cows are non vegetarians as the people in US feed their cows meat.  lolz

 Now besides Cows and Movies ... I am sure the lady has a lot more relative topics to talk about  that will uplift the society. We all are counting on that.   
        

end of the road t20/2012

Dhoni’s Devils Go Down Fighting Finally

Now I agree it’s very easy for a fan/supporter/well wisher of the Indian cricket team like me to sit at home watch the game as I sip my beer and blog about why my team didn't make it..   I also know it’s easier said than done and all the other similar lines that go with it …  but yet there are a few things I’d like to point out as my opinion and what I felt about the very unfortunate departure of team India at the T20 world cup.

To start with let me mention that currently there is no team in international cricket that can restrict a Team like South Africa to 121 in 20 overs… and if they did, it would be the luckiest day of every player’s life in that team… So to expect team India to achieve such a milestone (especially with their current bowling attack) it was not really a very smart thing to do (although our tigers only let themselves down by scoring an ordinary 152 and but roared loud enough at regular intervals to keep me glued to star cricket till the end)

Even 7+4 couldn't hide the shameful form our batters are in.

Poor batting performances-cum-strategies cost team India a real close chance of qualifying to an opportunity of winning the cup. Gambhir was not impressive throughout; Viru couldn’t do what he does best but did manage to injure his leg at the end of it. Pathan was made to open twice in the earlier matches, now this really sucks if he is sent as a regular opener and not as a pinch hitter which was pretty much the case.  Leaving the last game Dhoni was not able to accelerate either, particularly his approach of slowing down the game while chasing is damn annoying. 

Now our defeat to Australia was the main reason that we didn't qualify or Pakistan's unbelievable performances was??... is not the point. The fact that, a team like India with the world’s best batsmen couldn't pile a good 170 plus in a do or die match tells the story.

Bowling Mystery Haunts

The only bower I thought was effective throughout the tournament after Zak and Ashwin was Yuvi… LMAO! Dinda, Chawla, Harbhajan, Balaji did get wickets but not impressive at all. India needs that regular full time bowler (a pacer probably), someone who can really get in there, take wickets and scare the opponents. If we are gonna relay on our part timers (who no doubt are doing a super awesome job) we would surely manage to win games but just like today not be able to but pressure or restrict our opponents.

Hopefully our captain cool has made a few notes on this and comes back home wiser. As a fan and supporter I’d love to see Team India do well always.