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This was on my mind for a long time - I never understood why people use pictures of celebrities as their display picture on social networking sites?? It’s so irritating to see every third person you come across using celebrity pics as their dp! and u thot I was sum VIP with so many Celebs in my frnd list huh??! Honestly speaking whenever I get a friend request from any such Shahrukh or Kajol I think twice before adding them… I am so fed up!

According to me, if you think your ugly, probably not that handsome to attract chicks to your account or your face is too pretty that it might end up on some porn site, there is no need to upload a picture at all, just leave your profile as it is…we will not object! We know who you are by your name; we don’t need a photo proof at all. Your not here for some auditions!! So putting up a Jessica Alba pic makes no sense, cz it does not make you as beautiful as her nor does Eminem on your profile make you a star! Michael Jordon, Kobe Bryant and the rest dunking their guts out, don’t teach you shit about basketball …Salman Khan above your profile name does not give you a hot body and Aishwarya, Diya Mirza and Genelia have better things to do than representing you on networking sites! I mean common yaar, it’s not cool anymore! You look like some stupid fucking wannabe...

Another set of irritating profiles are profiles with cartoon pictures as dp!! Now if you’re a kid and have illegally made a legal account on any of the social sites things can be considered … but if you’re a grown up and still have a Tweety or Johnny bravo smiling in your dp, you need to watch other channels at home or may be just start thinking like an adult! Having such dp’s don’t send cute vibes anymore … they just reveal how kiddish you are!
Similarly pictures of devils, blood, piercing and such things don’t make you hardcore! An article I read long ago rightly said that ‘trying to act hardcore on the internet is like racing in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.’

Then there is another category of losers; who have scenery and pics of landscapes and flowers as their dp!! Now can u beat that? What does that even mean? I have nothing to say about them, talking about them is breaking your head on the wall… it just shows that they lack the ability to relate to things around them and may be have never heard of the word logic in their lives !!

So as I said I had this in my mind from a long time … but I just didn’t know how to express myself, whom to tell, etc…most of the people I know have already put up pics that annoy me, and so I called up this friend of mine called W!((!@M and discussed this issue with him … yeah he’s obsessed with writing these days.. you know .. this blogging and all that, so I encouraged him to write something about this …well, I’ve heard that he has managed to get some 4-5 people to follow his blog also…. Hmm yeah people like him manage to find a few kind people! Now he’ll write on this topic with all his masala and express my point of view to the world! Many of his friends who visit his stupid blog may also get angry with him, when they read what he writes, especially if they have the discussed display pictures highlighting their accounts, he might get angry with me also… but who cares, He should thank his starts that he met me and got a new topic to write on or he always keeps crying that he can’t think of any good topic to blog these days …

Julie’s slam time!!

Ok filling a slam book is the last thing I have ever wanted to do... but thanks to Julie’s tag, I am just going to do that :-) (Seems like I have failed to scare people with my slam book post…!)

Ok so here I go… (ill try to be kind!)

1. My name: now that’s a secret or u’ll know who said soooo many bad things about u .. lol!

2. Where did we meet?: world wide web (blogosphere)

3. How long have you known me?: little more than a couple of months may be!

4... How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, nothing)?: not so much!

5... When you first saw me what was your first impression? Must be some literature student!

6... Ur birthday?: 8^th oct 87

7. UrBF/GF(or ur latest crush)? (Be truthful ok.. jhoot bolna paap hai!): currently no one.. I am busy configuring routers. … there were a few old crushes but that’s past.

8... shud i Color my Hair?: hmmmmmmmmmm…. Well ……………. Ah ………….. I think ……………. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….well……. Actually …………….hmmmmmm…………… donno!

9... shud i wear Color lens?: unless u cant see and dont like those rectangular glass pieces above ur nose

10. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? U must have been kind & commented on one of my posts saying that u liked it!

11. What ïs my fav type of music?: rock n roll ?

12.What ïs one of my fav things to do outdoors?: how am I supposed to know? … hmmm may be just hanging out with friends and chit-chatting!

13. Am I shy or outgoing? : outgoing

14. Would you consider me a friend?: yes!! you seem harmless!

15. Have you ever seen me cry? If yes, when? U cry??... u just called urself a rapist the other day! …

16. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? I think Julie is a nice and short name…

17.I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? Yes!

AM ..I?!?!?!?

18. Quiet or loud? : Quite loud!!

19. Short or Tall: short is a understatement

20. Weird or original: originally weird!! [In a good way ofcourse]

21. Smart or stupid? Smart (not many can do comp. sci in wilson)

22. Boring or Fun? : Fun

23. Attractive or Unattractive? Attractive (that was easy *winks* )

P.S: i tag julie(back) and runcil(seems like he has two slam posts to be done)

hungry fish :-(

Just found these hungry fishes on the net!! .. Its basically a java script which generates food for the fishes, when u click in the water;
I seriously found this very interesting and cool... had never seen such a thing before :-)
hmm ..when i did a little more research .. i found many blogger's have used this script to decorate their blog sidebars!! However i think my sidebar is already packed with too many things and adding the fishes would make my sidebar a bit (more) clumsy.
but at the same time i dont want these poor little fishes to feel bad that I rejected them, so i decided to have them on my blog as a post ;)



so guys go ahead, click in the water and feed these poor little hungry fishes !! [:)]

These flu days...

Swine flu!

&

7 things I like about it!

1. I find tying my black and white bandana around my face while walking on the road pretending to protect my self from the flu quite cool! … You know in that hip-hop style!! .. had I tried this some other time.. People would think some thing is seriously wrong with me.(may be think I am a terrorist too)

2. This flu has brought me a much needed break till Monday!! .. I was just too frustrated with my daily schedule!! Home- classes- work- classes- home- classes- home …… and so on….. I was almost going mad!! [Although some people say I am already mad!! Sniff!]

3. The roads are mostly empty now so can go anywhere you want in a ‘lightning fast speed’ (like deepika padukone )!! … Yeah didn’t I pray that day when I was stuck in the traffic for 2 hrs??... I said, “oh almighty god!! Why has thou forsaken me and held me up in this evil traffic????? I pray to thee with all my heart, let there be no more traffic” (wow! That was quick! *winks*)

4. My exams are I think going to be postponed!! And to celebrate that, I just joined the ‘I will study tomorrow’ community on facebook some time back!! Lol, I like to be in the present you see!

5. Many birthdays and parties in this week!! .. I’ll miss none!! I’ll catch up with all those who yap about having a job and being busy 24/7.

6. Some time to spend with my family! Yes! as we all know I am not the only one enjoying the aftereffects of swine flu! So here I am fighting with my bro over whose turn it is to use the comp …

7. Finally I am blogging in peace!!!! Hmmm well not that I am some big writer or someone who has taken on oath to write everyday! Just that I have enough free time on my hands now.


Ok jokes apart! It’s really sad to see so many people dying of swine flu, and the worst part is that, the death count is increasing everyday! I hope we can find out a way to stop this thing from spreading, may be come up with some vaccine or something as soon as possible!!! ...till then let’s pray and enjoy the holidays! ;)

vicious circle

how can a smile change your life... ???

smile = happiness

happiness = peace

peace= calm mind

calm mind = right decisions

right decisions = success

success = less tension

less tension = no disease

no disease=better health

better health = long life

long life = togetherness with loved once

togetherness with loved once = smile!!!

so keep smiling.... :)

questionnaire

I found this on one of the blogs i follow:

1-Get the closest book, go to page 18 and write the 4th line down.
“.. the administrator installing the child CA, selects the type of CA to install, for example…..”
This is a book on ‘designing security for windows server2003 network’ and CA stands for Certification Authority

2- What’s the last thing you’ve watched on TV?
Times now, Mehbooba Mufti’s drama in the Jammu and Kashmir assembly

3- Without checking, guess what time it is?
8:30 am

4- Check, it is…
10:05 am!!!! Damn!

5- Outside of the computer noise, what do you hear?
cars, sparrows and crows

6- When you got out the last time, what did you do ?
Yesterday evening, I went to troubleshoot a guy’s comp and found out that the picture tube of the monitor was damaged!!

7- What are you wearing?
a white t-shirt and black shorts.

8- Before answering this questionnaire, what were you doing?
Checking my mails, listening to we are the world-MJ, trying to read horoscope on the newspaper…and all this while I was brushing my teeth – multitasking you see! ;)

9- Did you dream last night?
Yes…I keep dreaming

10- When is the last time you laughed?
2 mins ago :-)

11- What is on the wall of the room you’re in?
a painting of Mother Mary and Jesus.

12- Did you see something strange today?
its still 10:30 in the morning… I don’t wish seeing anything strange

13- What do you think of this questionnaire?
time pass!! Yay I did another post in less than 24 hrs!

14- What’s the last movie you watched?
love guru, transformers 2.

15- Should you be multimillionnaire, what’s the first thing you would buy?
A palace and a super computer, hmmmm ok may be even a nice car ;)

16- Tell us something about you we don’t already know:
I am scared of dogs!

17- If you could change something in the world outside, what would you change?
the way people think! Most of them are very narrow minded

18- Do you like to dance?
Yes, but I can’t dance :-)

19- What would be your daughter’s name?
Victoria.

20- And your son’s?
Andrew

21- Did you ever think of living abroad?
No

22- What will God tell you when you go through heaven’s gates?
hey!! Your 30 yrs late!! What were you even doing there, for a century??

23- Who are the next victims for this questionnaire?
Bah. I tag Julie and Runcil again :)

sAcH kA sAaMnA

The Desi-version of the reality show ‘Moment Of Truth’ is one of the most popular and talked about shows lately. Its popularity has taken it to the parliament… Yeah u see our ministers want to get themselves attached to anything and everything that is popular… even if it is just a TV show!!

Ok so what’s so extra-ordinary about such an ordinary show???

Let’s start from the start :-)

Sach ka saamna- as we all know- is a show where people come and win money for every truth they speak (in front for their family members and friends... which is indeed embarrassing most of the time). The participants have to undergo a polygraph test before the show during which they are asked around 50 questions out of which 21questions are asked again on the show!

That means the participants already know what questions are going to be asked… and yet they decide to participate out of their own free will, to hike their bank balance under the pretext of doing a bit of sach ka saamna!! …and since we Indians are always more interested in what is happening in other peoples lives rather than what is happening in our own lives, the show has managed to rise the TRP’s of the channel to seventh heaven!!! …but according to our ‘righteous’ ministers this show is raping Indian culture and they can’t allow this to happen!!

Hmmmm ofcourse strict action should be taken against such shows; … so what if shows like Splitsvilla and Roadies, are aired on a music channel? So what if big boss gets aired on a family entertainment channel? So what if all the K serials have been highlighting multiple marriages, extramarital affairs, rape, etc for ages, we should not allow Sach ka saamna to get away like the others!!

In our Indian culture where, we respect women so much, that they are beaten up for wearing western clothes, visiting pubs, smoking etc… and where just three days ago a girl was molested by several men including a traffic constable on a crowded street of Patna, we can’t allow a crazy host of some outrageous show, to ask a female if she would have had sex with another man if her husband didn’t know! What the fuck!! The questions are screwing our culture more than all the other acts!! Undignified questions asked to women contestants during the programme (and not the bikini showers of Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao) have a bad impact on Indian families!!!

Lol!

I think its high time our ministers let the people decide on what they want and what they don’t!… if people are enjoying the show and are willingly participating knowing the after effects … why make a noise?? If we can have a Rakhi Ka Swayamwar…why not sach ka saamna?? … and as far as Indian culture goes.. I don’t think banning this show will bring any improvements!! We still have a long way to go… and if telling the truth is not counted as culture ;) … then I guess it’s a little difficult task! ;)

I think ministers should stop targeting the show and making headlines, using Indian culture as an excuse!

1. It does not make sense anymore! and neither is the public interested…
2. Most of the protesting ministers don’t even know what they are talking about...[in a few interviews that I’ve watched …members of the same party have contradicting opinions]