Blogs and all that...: GETTING INVISIBLE FOR AN INTERVIEW!

Dickson Miranda had officially completed his hardware and networking course from a well known institute and was sent by his placement department to XYZ Company for an interview! …so there I was! I reached the Company to see how his interview goes! hmmm well it was not difficult to find him in the crowd... He’s hair completely drenched in oil would be combed sideways, left partition to be precise, as often he would be wearing a self colored shirt buttoned to the top with a matching tie, two pens, black and blue… in his shirt pocket, big round spectacles above his nose… and his nose always pointing in the direction where the girls were. (Yeah his nose is like this mini gps) Oh! There he was!!! Sitting amongst the candidates and checking out the receptionist from the corner of his eyes. Hmmm now talking about the receptionist… ah… she was not bad at all … Tall, well tanned, nice and curvy, long hair till her shoulders, sleeveless blue top that looked just perfect, black skirt, long legs…wow! … I mean if you didn’t notice a girl like her, you really would be a …. “DICK! …You may go in” my thoughts were interrupted by someone…. Shit did he hear me? … Actually he was just asking our friend Dickson to get in the cabin for the interview!... uff!.. Sometimes I really think people can read my mind!...sigh!! Anyways a nervous Dickson and an invisible me started approaching the cabin for our interview, rather his interview….

On our way Dickson decided to enlighten the gentleman who called out to him saying, “its DickSON… not dick” … the man gave him a ‘do-I-look-like-I-care?’ Look and continued with his work…

Knock knock!

Come in said a female voice… dick and I entered… and I fainted instantly…

In front of me was the hottest female I had ever seen …10 times hotter than the receptionist!! Oh! Holy lord! ... the name of this company should have been XXX instead of XYZ!! It’s a treat to work here! … Still mesmerized I did enough to stand myself on my feet.. you see this is a big advantage of being invisible, you can check out the hottest chick and faint anywhere in the world without getting noticed!

"My name is Liza, i will be conducting this interview" she said reaching out her hand towards Dickson...
nervous dickson (more nervous after seeing her) ... holds her hand and and says hi...

liza: (pulling her hand away) "may i see your resume ?"

dick: " sure"

liza: "well someone is looking nervous so whats your name?" ..(pointing towards the chair asking him to sit)

dick: "my name is Dickson Miranda. (goes for the impression) and ofcourse...someone is looking very preety "

liza: "..hehe.. you could have said that with a little more conviction"

dick:"well... my name is Dickson Miranda "

liza".. anyways! " (goes through the resume)

liza: "so what do you know about XYZ?"

dick: "its a nice company.."

liza" ..and?"

dick: "ah.. and.. ahh"

liza: " so why did you apply here?.. i mean why not anywhere else.."

dick: "I was going to try in HP.. but my placement officer said.... thats not your cup of tea... go to XYZ.. whaan toh tuje mil hi jaayega "

liza:" sigh! ...what do you know about DHCP?"

dick: "DHCP... it is Dynamic Host Configurattion Protocol"

liza:"and what is Dynamic Host Configurattion Protocol??"

dick: "it is DHCP... ah.. it is used in networking"

liza: "how?"

dick: "i think it is used to make DHCP server"

liza: ""

liza: "what is Class A IP? "

dick: "hmm the range of IP's that belong to Class A"

liza: ""

liza: "what steps will you carry out if you find out one day, that your desktop is not starting? "

dick: "call my engineer"

liza:".. but what will you do to troubleshoot? "

dick: "i will call my engineer... he will troubleshoot "

liza: ""

me: ""

dick ""

liza:"so why do you think we should hire you? "

dick: "i am very hardworking and i know my job well"

liza: ""

me: ""

dick: ""

liza: "well Dick..son ... let me see.. illl speak to your placement officer and call you if your selected "

me: ""

dick: " ah.. well u can tell me.. ill tell my placemnet officer!"

liza: "no no, we will call you... as for now thank you, you can go "

after sometime:

(on the phone)

dick: "yes sir, they said they will call me ... no no nothing they asked... only DHCP and Class A IP... ek aur question pucha ta.. I forgot... huh? yes yes.. i knew the answers!...she said she'll call you first..yes! ok sir.. yes! bye"

after some days

(in classes)

placement officer: "arey W!((!@M ...there are vacancies in two places... XYZ and PQR why dont you try?"

me: " why not sir, ill go to XYZ tomorrow only "