Wannabe

• You have more power then the rest of the public around you
• If you think the streets and the rest of the public property belongs to your pop without seeing the ‘invest in infrastructure’ ads, its not a crime
• You have the right to believe that not only your money is yours… the remaining publics money is also your… just tell them they r stupid enough to come across you and fine them for any reason in the world
• You can ride bikes without a helmet and not only double sit.. you can carry as many asses your bike can take!
• I Seen many of them break traffic signals as if there were no signals at all. So well traveling at any time is not an issue … its your duty to give a fuck to the traffic rules
• Local vendors an shopkeepers are gods gifts to you, so everything they sell is ofcourse yours! Moreover the even pay you weekly or monthly for running their business.
• Public transport?? huh? Wats that? If you pay to travel in it it’s a sin.

Besides these extremely tempting luxuries … the government will not disown you! Infact it will provide you with some more facilities.

· Government quarters

· A better post will give you a vehicle too

· Pensions and other funds on retirement

· Quota and reservations for every damn fucking thing even if your totally unworthy

· Your wife and children are also eligible for the same (quota)

· Your children get admissions in schools and colleges with low percentages and guess what they study there for almost free as per some other provision made by the government for you

· Right from the ration line to everything you can want it’s a cakewalk

Why would anyone not wanna be a cop! ? :|