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Not many days ago I had a female visitor, who after reading the recently posted “WORST things to say in the middle of sex”suddenly had an irrelevant realization and came to this extreme conclusion that I am a pervert – like all other guys! ...Wait a minute now! ...what on earth does "like all other guys” even mean?...

Do gals always love bringing out their precious “like all other guys” topic and relating it to every guy they can? ... (As if they have been with 1000's of guys before and know each one of them extremely very well) …I donno what happiness it gives them...but I particularly hate being associated to the "like all other guys" group or with anybody for that matter especially when my character is being discussed!!...moreover I am a bit confused... I think all the gals in the world are very much familiar with every existing pervert who seem to have white washed their minds telling them that guys r perverts first and then guys!!! ..Or may b they just wanna think that way cz...this makes it easier for them to believe that they r lesser perverts or not perverts at all- which is arguably not true at all.

And just like every female reading this post would want to enlighten me that i cant call all gals perverts just cz there r a few spoilt bitches living around me ..i don’t think its fair enough for them to call every guy a pervert just cz they have had bad experiences with a few jerks!!

Having lived in a place like Mumbai for more than 20 yrs now… I refuse to subscribe to "all guys r perverts... but gals are not" … I think every individual is being subjected equally to everything ...good and bad ... thats happening around them... and no one can remain saints all their lives!

Anyways I donno why did I even bother to write about this, especially when I had deliberately tried to keep the discussed post on a cleaner side ..hmm... may be I just wanna ensure no other immature individual is hovering over my blog in the future!

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

One of the most interesting reviews i have ever read!!
..one of my frnds got a scrap frm one of his frnds telling him about this wolverine movie ... and this is wat it said [:)]


"wolverine kills a man in his childhood.......den he runs wid sabertooth.....da guy whom he runs wid is sabertooth.....den dey fight n win wars....for da army....den dey r jailed for killin dier own men......den a genral hires dem.....card feknara...jo trailer madhe dakhavla ahe to ekach assa asto toh palto.......n wolverine also hs a gf who hs powers.......at de end wolverine is hit in his head by a gunshot.......
hehehehehehhehehehhehehhehheh
hich story ahe wolverine chi .......haha ata bagh jaun movie..... "

WORST things to say in the middle of sex

"What’s your name again? "

"First promise me you'll marry me!!!"

"I think I am pregnant! "

"you are the best among all your friends..."

"Are those real"






*suddenly laughing loud* “oh! Sorry, just remembered a joke!!”

"Can we watch 'Mission Impossible' instead"

"Oh my Lord! "

"Thank god! I used to practice this !!"

"Do you believe in Gandhi’s methods of celibacy???"

AnOtHeR oNe !!

Well I am back with few more “what you should do in life” lines and my sarcasm. After 40 rules I had decided never to take such topics…but ppl just can’t stop posting such things on the net. … And I can’t help myself form bogging about them when I read!

1. Answer the phone by LEFT ear ...or the right one will feel bad! … Well as long as u answer my calls I don’t care which of ur ear is taking the trouble.

2. Do not drink coffee TWICE a day...Although it heightens ur senses, protects against diabetes, contains antioxidants and helps u stay awake ..Jealous ppl keep threatening u in the name of caffeine.

Do not take pills with COOL water ...Well it doesn’t matter what pills ur taking… it’s the water!!

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm … donno who has said that!! …Must be someone who can’t c after 5 or something.

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume not the oil used in it... gr8!

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night … global warming huh? Someone tell them that unlike plants we give out carbon dioxide all the time [not only in the night]

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS … may be that will help the chargers to work a bit longer!

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time … or may be then u will really have to answer the calls with ur left ear only!! Hehe

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning ..ppl who have no social life can yap about that ..someone show them why is 10-6 the best time for NOT sleeping

Do not lie down immediately after taking MEDICINE before sleeping …or no one will know if u died a natural death or it was the medicine.

Diplomacy is the best policy

On planet earth these days everyone likes the people who say things they wanna hear... there is no place for the people who have a different opinion “if ur good 2 me, ur the nicest person alive or I know 101 things that make u a loser in life”. Normally when we hear the word diplomacy all we can think of are the big politicians, film stars and business men… but I think being diplomatic helps us in our personal lives as well. I mean it’s so important!

Tell ur business partner that he’s ideas are bullshit and he’ll see tht next time he gives u a bullshit idea again… appreciate he’s ideas and say thanx and he’ll come up with a better idea tomorrow.

Tell ur wife she’s the best cook in the universe and u may get a sweet dish with dinner tomorrow (and sum peace)… tell her that she has screwed it up as always and tomorrow ull be searching dinner in sum restaurant.

Try bargaining for a comp at lamington road as if u know it all... and ull end up paying more than ur budget... try bargaining, letting him(shopkeeper) know that he knows it all... and ur in for a good deal!

Tell ur gal her hair is soft as silk (although they remind u of the sparrow nest on ur terrace u cleared last Sunday) and u won’t have 2 worry about taking her out for atleast a week …. Get angry and speak the truth... and u won’t have 2 worry about taking her out ever again!!

Tell ur frnd trying to imitate SRK that he’s a jerk and may b the next time he talks to u is when u c Halley’s comet … tell him that SRK is a jerk … hmmm that might not end up being so destructive.

Angrily tell ur carpenter that he dint hammer a nail in ur chair properly which ended up poking u… and he will see that 2 other nails poke ur gutsy ass for telling him that he was bad!... tell him that it was ur fault that the nail poked u!... and he’ll fix 2 more other chairs with a smile!

So what’s the solution then? … Telling everyone what they wanna here… even if that makes u sound stupid? No, not at all! I am not saying that we should keep saying nice things to everyone even when they don’t deserve it and make the rest (sometimes them included) think that u need a psychologists. Well that’s precisely not what I am trying to convey. I know sometimes u just can’t resist telling someone that he/she is screwing it up big time and may be it will end up being another “Halley’s comet” example, but that’s an exceptional case… where trying to be diplomatic will just make u sound insane… but for the rest of the problems we can always try the diplomatic way!

I mean what’s with being honest all the time... if that honesty is going to kill the relations around u. Can’t that bitter truth be diluted in some nice sentences and presented to the next person?? Instead of “frankly” telling someone “u know what, this dress really does not suit u, I don think u can carry off this color well” and expecting that poor someone to have the b***s to face it... if we try saying “well, this dress is ok... but I think u look cool in blue”.. I don’t think the sun will stop shinning!! Well I know its not always easy and the above example is a bit over exaggerated, I still feel diplomacy can really solve day to day problems, and being diplomatic does not mean being dishonest!

Sehwag celerbrates Holi in style !!!

11th Mar 09 - just while the entire country was celebrating holi in their backyards .. Sehwag had completely other plans for the day, while he played the 4th ODI in New Zealand, he preferred playing with the kiwi bowling attack rather than colors.



After hammering fourteen 4's and six 6's .. Sehwag went on to become the first Indian cricketer to score a 100 (103) of just 60 balls... Sehwag left behing Mohammad Azharuddin's record of 100 in 62 balls when he hit a Daniel Vettori delivery over his head to bring up his hundred in the 18th over of the rain-truncated match to better Azharuddin by two balls. Interestingly Azharuddin's fastest 100 also came against the kiw's in Baroda in 1988.

Now the question remains can sehwag break Shahid Afridi's record by scoring a 100 in less than 37 balls? ..

all that comes to my mind after seeing this sehwag performance is jai ho!

IE can B turned off in Win 7

Yeah that’s right... IE can now be turned off in the new Windows 7!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just after European Commission (EC) sent Microsoft a statement of objections accusing the US software giant of unfairly tying Internet Explorer (IE) to windows and after Google too applied to join in the European Commission’s antitrust investigation in to Microsoft’s browser strategy…It seems like Microsoft has come out with a new defensive strategy in reply. Windows Media Center, Windows Media Player, Windows Search (4.0), Internet Explorer 8 and several other features would now have a “disable” option in the new Windows 7.

The complaint was originally brought before the EC by Opera Software, which said that Microsoft's practice of bundling Internet Explorer with its Windows operating system was anticompetitive behavior.

The disable option now allows the users to access browsers of their choice and tries to nullify all arguments, thus making Win 7 appear to have more control, flexibility and more choice of managing their programs. So has Microsoft done enough to save its skin???

Well there a couple of obstacles …

1. IE is enabled by default for ALL new Windows installations, so most people will just stick with it. The turnoff / disable option is a post-setup ‘step’ … there is no option to completely remove IE… & even if you are never going to look at it, it would still mean that IE very much remains on your system.
2. It is firmly believed that IE components are still used within the Windows Update app in Win 7.

well so may b Microsoft still has some work to be done ...

As far as ppl like me are concerned.. who are not very fond of IE .. i don't think IE enabled or disabled will make any difference.