... my friend MD it seems was toying around with the best search engine in the world (google) and as always he came out with something hopeless (this Questionnaire) ... moreover like the best thing he could ever do in his entire life.. he forwarded this to 20 of his friends including me.
Now since I am really running short of ideas to blog, I've decided to oblige him by answering this one here!! ... and ofcourse as always I TAG - Julie and Runcil.
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Because Lust is not!!
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Who cares!!
- Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
That sounds sad!!
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
(Sadly) To tell us what are we here for!
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Because some still love having sex on trees!
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You’ve basically screwed up!
- At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The one in between you and your girlfriend (or any hot chick for that matter)
- If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
No. But if you ask them, they’ll make u ‘pay’ for it!
- If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
It is … lol
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
To make her feel she’s wearing a little more.
