Wednesday, June 17, 2009

All I wanna say is they don't really care..…

Yeah lots of helpful people are around me’ ... atleast that’s what I used to think until yesterday ….
So what happened to me yesterday? … Well basically nothing happened 'to me'… I just got a shock of my life! …. Na na I wasn't playing with live wires... or fidgeting with the computers around me...
My friends s.k, k.s [oh well I didn't realize their initials had same letters] and me were walking towards the station after class at 2 in the noon[thanks to this weather .. its killer hot at that time…] and suddenly an old lady walking towards us collapsed onto the road... and started trembling ,with white froth flowing out of her mouth… and her hands and legs- as if shrinking towards her…. Yeah something like a fits attack!
Instantly the three of us rushed towards her … we didn't know how we couldd help her cz... none of us had witnessed a similar kinda situation before... but yet we reached there!!! , near her!!! .. We stood there helplessly starring at the crowed ... hoping someone would come to our rescue … but no one did …
2pm! A crowed place like andheri… with an average of 10 people crossing u every sec …and yet no help!! … Doesn’t anyone know how to rescue an old lady suffering from a fits attack? ...
People just passed by … some looked, some pretended not to look … some stood there for a while… and then walked away … rickshaw drivers cursing her for blocking their way …females making sorry faces and walking past her!! … Wow! … mumbaikars at their best!!! …
This went on for a good 10 mins… and just as we were thinking about taking her to a hospital [yeah we just got glued there with a confusion-cum-fright-cum-donno-wat-to-do kinda feeling]... A guy came and placed a long key in her hand... and she begun to recover!! …[I think it has something to do with coming in contact with the metal or something…well had we known that before.. we wouldn’t have let her suffer so much!!] .so then the lady sat down, had some water …and started walking again …
All three of us were in a state of shock… deep within we thanked god that the lady was finally fine… felt a little guilty also, may b if we knew what to do…we would not waste time looking for help! [Yeah I tell u! ...looking for help here is wasting time! ...no one actually cares!]

I kept looking at that old lady as she walked again…
I kept looking at her feeling so bad for her!
I kept looking at her till she disappeared in the crowd! ….

Saturday, June 6, 2009

just a Tale

“Ur late!!” ...she said turning away from me.. Pretending to b angry... “Mumbai traffic jaanuu!!” ...I said, and kissed her on the forehead, “WATERMELON!!” I almost said…but she pretended not to hear…or may b she didn’t! Yeah! her hair smelled like watermelon today … shampoos these days’ I tell u!!... They make us smell like fruits and vegetables …and claim to strengthen our hair naturally! “Whatever!” came the reply ... as she continued not looking at me...I didn’t have much too say now... cz I knew no logical reason would ever convince her… so I just stood there waiting for her to say something!! .. She looked here and there for a while... Switched her hand bag from one arm to another, checked her watch... and then finally looked at me and said … “can we walk now? …or u just wanna stand here? … first of all u make me wait at this god damn bus stop for what seems like ages everyday... and then ur late always ... and then when u come… u have nothing different to say !! …not even a different excuse! ... I wonder if u really care!” she looked really serious now as we walked along… “ofcourse I do jaanuu! Ofcourse I care … u know it” … I said quickly …putting my arm around her shoulders, bringing her towards me… gals!!! .. Only a quick affirmative answer makes them believe u! ... “U always say that!!”... She continued as v carried on walking towards the beach…

This is priya … long curly hair, beautiful brown eyes, perfect body and quite brainy too [well atleast she thinks she’s brainy]…we met each other two summers ago at this very bus stop … she wanted to go to a place which she had never heard of … and I like a good Samaritan helped her reach her destination [get down at the right stop, U see... I wud have loved to drop her home also .. but that's another story!] … after that we met a few more times at the bus stop, soon our smiles & Digits were exchanged and even sooner we concluded that …we liked each other and should meet regularly at the same bus stop … may b we liked the bus stop more!

“Here is the beach finally!!” she exclaimed happily, as v felt our legs get buried in the sand …her mood had started to take a U-turn now. We proceeded towards a nearby bench. “do u know why I like this place?” … she asked suddenly… blushing slightly … well here u go! .. I kinda knew this one finally!!! U see… this beach close frm the bus stop.. And according to me it’s an ideal place to hangout here… why spend on traveling and go else where?? “Oh well ofcourse I know!!”…I said with a Mr.-know-it-all kinda smile :-)“its bcz…..”. “Awww!”...she interrupted, “I knew u wud know, aww… :-)!! …this place is sooooo romantic u noe!! I wud have traveled even five miles to be here with u everyday!” “Yeah???? Oh, I mean yeah yeah ! ofcourse ofcourse:-)..I knew that :-) ”..was all I managed to say :-( … may be no one thinks convenience in love!!

We sat there on the bench for a while talking about various topics...yeah ‘how-romantic-is-this-beach’ being one of them :-) …and suddenly kabhi kabhi aditi…[my ring tone]…. Interrupted… I answered the call and instantly priya witnessed my face turning pale.. “oh! Iam soo srry! Ill be der in 15”...I said and hung up! “wats the matter?” …priya asked …looking very concerned … “huh?...oh this ? …well I got to go! ...some work has come up”…I answered …still trying to recover! “oh ok! Everything fine na?” …she was still not convinced!.. “hmm yeah yeah!. ….ill call u later”...I said and left quickly.

I rushed as soon as possible and finally did enough to push myself inside a CCD … all sweaty I searched here and there…. oh no!! was i late?? :-( .. how could this happen to me ??.. :-( wat will i do now ?? :-( ...and just as all these questions were running in my head!! ...!!

Sigh!! There she was!

Suzen! Long curly hair, beautiful brown eyes, perfect body and quite brainy too [well atleast she thinks she’s brainy]… …how did I forget I was to meet her too!! Poor gal had to wait
“Ur late!!” ...she said turning away from me... Pretending 2 b angry... “Mumbai traffic jaanuu!!” ...I said, and kissed her on the forehead……:-p

P.S: All the characters in this are fictitious. Resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental…I don’t want ppl to come and say “oh I think I noe those gals”... darlings ull don’t. !.. cz I don’t noe them myself!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

unlucky me?

Well from some time now, the teams/ players ive been supporting have not been performing well... donno why? ... am I unlucky?

First Mumbai Indians could not make it to the IPL semis!! ..inspite of having such a nice team .. (I think I dedicated an entire post for it)

Then Man U lost the Champions league finals... a match that mostly everyone thought they could... they would win! .....Sigh!

Then Nadal , Sania Mirza and Mahesh Bhupathi lost they respective matches!! At the French open...

Only Serena Williams kept my hopes alive and kept me from concluding that may b iam kinda unlucky for ppl I support! :-)

And now I fear to say that I am supporting the Indian team for the T20 world cup!!... I hope they win!!!:-) :-)

sLaMbOoK!!!! :-)

fedup of filling up slambooks? .. try this and no one will ever ask u to fill their slambooks!!



HobbY:
murder, robbery, rape, cheating, hijacking planes, kidnappings. and getting involved in every possible illegal activity! … What u thought... I’ll say collecting stamps?
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Date Of BiRth:
first promise me ull gift me something or atleast ask for dinner!
saale do paise tho tere jebse nikalte nahi.. bday aise puch raha hai jaise chaand par le gayega!
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phone no:
100 .. call anytime… jail mein hi milunga
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Ur crush:
champa(borivali) ! .. She said no!! Burnt her alive!
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Ur Fav. CoLor:
BLOOD………………….red!
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acc 2 u frndship is :
a boon when I need u and a curse when u need me!
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Strengths:
Muna, Shakeel Yeda, Papu Kana, Chotta Battery, Raggu bhai, anna shetty!... they always stand by me
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CraZy About:
gadgets- rampuri’s, AK47’s, rocket launchers, etc..
Cars, bikes, comps and cell phones r very childish, everyone likes them...go play in traffic
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U like:
gals, drugs and alcohol!!
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U dislike:.
filling this clumsy thing!
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WorDs ABt me :
I hate u frm the bottom of my heart u jerk!!!!!… I swear on god.. if I didn’t like ur sister .. I wud have buried u on an unpronounceable island and partied all nite!! But then god is gr8 .. ill do tht after I marry ur sis!! .. bloody loser!
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poker F@( e !

I wake up with a smile, in this crowded place

And show the world, my poker face


I laugh aloud when I am sad

And no one knows my day is bad

I share their laughter’s, I share their joy

I hide my sorrows and pretend to enjoy

For how can I tell them, that I am weak?

I have pains and worries, and all is bleak!

I tell them all is great and everything is fine!

Life is cool and all the happiness is mine!

But alone again I sit down and cry

For it hurts inside I donno why

When I look in the mirror this is all I see

I am there for everyone but no one for me

And sometimes I want to quit playing this game

Where everything I own is just imaginary fame!

I want to tell people that I have sorrows too

And yet as always there is something I do…


…I Put on a smile, In any case

And show the world, my poker face