Random

• Lately a couple of things happening in bollywood have caught my attention … I mean yes there still exists meaningless songs, people jumping from buildings without caring for the elevators and people blowing up cars as if they have smuggled all of them and are blowing them up to deny the investigators of any proof!!

1. After a research that was conducted lately but some people (.. I remember reading it on the mirror) females with names Muni and Sheela dying to change their names because of the embarrassment that our music directors have caused them, now its quite something to notice females having names like Saloni, Rupa, Dolly, etc feel insecure! I mean you never know when our musicians start noticing their jawani and make them badnaam !!

In the park the other day I seen a mom slap her son because he was Singing Sheela ki jawani loud enough for the entire park to hear .. soon after that he hubby runs up to her and says “Sheela marna mat.. pyar se samja na!” … lol

huh ? Cmon now!! Don’t wonder what I was doing in the park ok!!!

: Blushes & Winks:

2. Sundays are mostly boring these days for me.. I spend them lazing at home and downloading a new movie and watching it … (mostly bollywood) but you have to give me credit ok .. after watching I hate luv stories and Action reply .. I didn’t give up !! I still went on to see overrated Peepli live and Dhobi ghat! The only movie that I really liked is Guzarish! Beautiful touching script and awesome performances by everyone!! But today I seen Mirch. Don’t know if anyone has seen it or even hear about it… but What a Witty Script!! Just too good!

Personally I am very fond of twist in the tail kind of plots and this one really made my two and half hours enjoyable. The subject on adultery is very cleverly written without making it vulgar.

• After long yesterday I sat down and seen an entire cricket match. India Vs Australia is always nice to watch.. but what was not nice is the loopholes in the Indian batting were seen even before the world cup starts. Thee reason we won was because of our spinners.. 3 of them and there is no use discussing about them because the plan is to play just 2 spinners in the actual matches and bank on our part timers :| hmmm well I am hoping that the inclusion of Sachin in this Squard does some wonders for the team and everyone hoping to see India lift the world cup on 2^nd April at Wankhede.

• After every mobile company running after the very much worthy Android OS for their devices, Nokia has tied up with Microsoft. We will see the Microsoft version of mobile OS in Nokia's next generation of smartphones. Thus Nokia after being beaten by Google and Apple smartphone technologies once again comes up with an out of the box idea. Well I am really looking forward to see how the ratio changes after this tie-up. Given that Android is based upon a modified version of the Linux kernel, it will be interesting to see if people opt for Microsoft over it (with a nokia ka bharosa and comparatively high prices) or continue to stick with Android.

• Two beautiful melodies I downloaded today.. and cant stop listening to both of them ..

1. Speak softly love –Andy Williams
2. Give me your heart tonight - Shakin Stevens

I am in love with both these tracks!!

Happened to find the 1^st one after I seen my bro watch a you tube video titled ‘Godfather theme!!’ Lol it had the Guns & Roses guitarist Slash play out the melody violently :) when I did a little bit of wikipedia on it I actually came to the source.

The second one is recommended by a kind someone ;) she wanted me to download it since ages.. but I was too lazy to google it down. Today when I called her, She made it a point that I download it on the spot! Thanx Lavu :)

• Lately after the Arushi murder case where the parents are tried for the crime. A new threat is circulating in the house behind closed doors within the families..

Parents to kids: “Come home soon from your parties or then people say the parents are only culprits!”

Kids to their friends: “boss my dad is mad at me yaar! I think hes gonna kill me like that Arushi female!”

Lol well I am just kidding... But on a serious note that story is turning out to be very complicated and sad… I’ve stopped following it.

• As Valentines Day as arrived I wonder why/how the people who where selling books and other stationary stuff outside stations are suddenly selling teddy bears who look less cute and more over decorated in pink and red. Hehehe everyone in the world seems to me knowing that girls make their guys spend on teddy bears more than anything else… well from the guys point of view I don’t think they have to think too much about what to get their valentine :) it’s the cheapest and the girls find it cute!! omg!

Luckly I don’t have anyone that I have to feel pity on those bears and buy them … but seriously if I had anyone also... I’d not express my love buying my girl a gummy bear!! :P

I don’t get time to write these days... and when I get time I don’t get ideas.. and then out of desperation I club up all my half written posts and post them under something called Ramdom :)

Wannabe

• You have more power then the rest of the public around you
• If you think the streets and the rest of the public property belongs to your pop without seeing the ‘invest in infrastructure’ ads, its not a crime
• You have the right to believe that not only your money is yours… the remaining publics money is also your… just tell them they r stupid enough to come across you and fine them for any reason in the world
• You can ride bikes without a helmet and not only double sit.. you can carry as many asses your bike can take!
• I Seen many of them break traffic signals as if there were no signals at all. So well traveling at any time is not an issue … its your duty to give a fuck to the traffic rules
• Local vendors an shopkeepers are gods gifts to you, so everything they sell is ofcourse yours! Moreover the even pay you weekly or monthly for running their business.
• Public transport?? huh? Wats that? If you pay to travel in it it’s a sin.

Besides these extremely tempting luxuries … the government will not disown you! Infact it will provide you with some more facilities.

· Government quarters

· A better post will give you a vehicle too

· Pensions and other funds on retirement

· Quota and reservations for every damn fucking thing even if your totally unworthy

· Your wife and children are also eligible for the same (quota)

· Your children get admissions in schools and colleges with low percentages and guess what they study there for almost free as per some other provision made by the government for you

· Right from the ration line to everything you can want it’s a cakewalk

Why would anyone not wanna be a cop! ? :|