randomness part III

today surprisingly i don't have much work in life and i don't wanna watch a movie online or the IPL even though MI is playing with DD (Rohit Sharma just got run out). so i decided i shall write on this page and give my few readers another reason to like me from the bottom of wherever they like me from. (why am i writing in lower case? just! who reads my blog anyways?)

i just voted a couple of days ago - me observed a few things. 

1. there is an option to vote for NONE ... i found that hilarious, it gives an unsure voter an opportunity to go and proudly vote for none and still avail of that discount in the bar by showing his inked finger and yet not feeling guilty while sipping on that free beer.
2. the girly who inked my finger was either sleepy or mesmerized by my charm as she held my hand to paint my finger, she has designed something close to an S on my nail and it looks so untidy..  mmm u think she hated me cz i smiled at her ?? ah. id like to go with mesmerized still.  
3. Mr.Ram Jethmalani says on the issue of many names, including his disappearing from the voters list that, only all intelligent voters were purposely not allowed to vote. but how can that be true!  my name was there. !! 

Manchester United won 4-0 yesterday against Norwich City as Ryan Giggs played we-are-out-anyways-why-the-fuck-dont-you-be-the-Manager. - me observed a few things

1. when players play in their own positions they play much better. Mata played behind Rooney even if that meant he couldn't start, Kagawa, Valencia and then Young also held their best positions .. 
2. not just me, even Giggs feels Fellaini is not needed in the club. Does Moyes take Fellaini wherever he goes??  ah .. just asking ..      
3. Giggs may just win all 4 of his matches as Manager as no big teams are gonna play them in the remaining matches.   
4. now that the club rightly chose to kick the the chosen one out, the next chap who gets chosen is gonna have his ass placed on a hot pan of pressure, expectations and fear of getting kicked out and humiliated.

have you heard of Modi Kurta ? did you knw Modi has a designer to design his kurtas for, different occasions where says the same things? a hindi news channel showed an entire 30 mins broadcast on shit like that, they also called him a new fashion icon in politics. may be now Rakhi Sawant would wanna showcase her silicon designs too, just to keep the competition going.

my Easter was good! i opted not to do the usual - midnight mass, then party (read as drink and dance) till morning, come home drunk, sleep till noon, hog and sleep again and then in the night realize wow Easter is over ? and i was sleeping ! so i went for morning mass, went for a drink with my best friend ball an spent the evening at home playing candy crush and enriching my overweight body with some delicious sorpotel cooked by mom.

speaking about candy crush i have been playing social empires on Fb lately and its kinda interesting .. you get to breed cows,sheep,horses, have villagers dig gold mines and u also get dragons and other creatures to build your own empire and screwup with others property.  yes i am 26 years old, computer science graduate, visiting lecturer at a college and i love that game. do you'll mind? *straight face* in my defense i can only say that its better than farm vile which people played like they were unfortunate Maharashtra farmers.

i am currently perusing a diploma in digital media marketing, its all about social media, and ways to promote yours/others businesses and make better use of social media sites other than bitching, dating, sharing crappy jokes, announcing the color of your undergarments, uploading pics/selfies that you think will make people like you, etc.  so in the process i have got myself a couple of clients -  Vineyard Bakes & Shrishti Holidays  - do follow these pages and get yourself some good deals, you'll may get some discount also ..