Monday, April 27, 2009

P.S

Not many days ago I had a female visitor, who after reading the recently posted “WORST things to say in the middle of sex”suddenly had an irrelevant realization and came to this extreme conclusion that I am a pervert – like all other guys! ...Wait a minute now! ...what on earth does "like all other guys” even mean?...

Do gals always love bringing out their precious “like all other guys” topic and relating it to every guy they can? ... (As if they have been with 1000's of guys before and know each one of them extremely very well) …I donno what happiness it gives them...but I particularly hate being associated to the "like all other guys" group or with anybody for that matter especially when my character is being discussed!!...moreover I am a bit confused... I think all the gals in the world are very much familiar with every existing pervert who seem to have white washed their minds telling them that guys r perverts first and then guys!!! ..Or may b they just wanna think that way cz...this makes it easier for them to believe that they r lesser perverts or not perverts at all- which is arguably not true at all.


And just like every female reading this post would want to enlighten me that i cant call all gals perverts just cz there r a few spoilt bitches living around me ..i don’t think its fair enough for them to call every guy a pervert just cz they have had bad experiences with a few jerks!!

Having lived in a place like Mumbai for more than 20 yrs now… I refuse to subscribe to "all guys r perverts... but gals are not" … I think every individual is being subjected equally to everything ...good and bad ... thats happening around them... and no one can remain saints all their lives!


Anyways I donno why did I even bother to write about this, especially when I had deliberately tried to keep the discussed post on a cleaner side ..hmm... may be I just wanna ensure no other immature individual is hovering over my blog in the future!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

One of the most interesting reviews i have ever read!!
..one of my frnds got a scrap frm one of his frnds telling him about this wolverine movie ... and this is wat it said [:)]


"wolverine kills a man in his childhood.......den he runs wid sabertooth.....da guy whom he runs wid is sabertooth.....den dey fight n win wars....for da army....den dey r jailed for killin dier own men......den a genral hires dem.....card feknara...jo trailer madhe dakhavla ahe to ekach assa asto toh palto.......n wolverine also hs a gf who hs powers.......at de end wolverine is hit in his head by a gunshot.......
hehehehehehhehehehhehehhehheh
hich story ahe wolverine chi .......haha ata bagh jaun movie..... "

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

WORST things to say in the middle of sex

"What’s your name again? "

"First promise me you'll marry me!!!"

"I think I am pregnant! "

"you are the best among all your friends..."

"Are those real"






*suddenly laughing loud* “oh! Sorry, just remembered a joke!!”

"Can we watch 'Mission Impossible' instead"

"Oh my Lord! "

"Thank god! I used to practice this !!"

"Do you believe in Gandhi’s methods of celibacy???"

Sunday, April 19, 2009

AnOtHeR oNe !!



Well I am back with few more “what you should do in life” lines and my sarcasm. After 40 rules I had decided never to take such topics…but ppl just can’t stop posting such things on the net. … And I can’t help myself form bogging about them when I read!








1. Answer the phone by LEFT ear ...or the right one will feel bad! … Well as long as u answer my calls I don’t care which of ur ear is taking the trouble.


2. Do not drink coffee TWICE a day...Although it heightens ur senses, protects against diabetes, contains antioxidants and helps u stay awake ..Jealous ppl keep threatening u in the name of caffeine.


Do not take pills with COOL water ...Well it doesn’t matter what pills ur taking… it’s the water!!


Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm … donno who has said that!! …Must be someone who can’t c after 5 or something.


Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume not the oil used in it... gr8!


Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night … global warming huh? Someone tell them that unlike plants we give out carbon dioxide all the time [not only in the night]


Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS … may be that will help the chargers to work a bit longer!


Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time … or may be then u will really have to answer the calls with ur left ear only!! Hehe


Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning ..ppl who have no social life can yap about that ..someone show them why is 10-6 the best time for NOT sleeping


Do not lie down immediately after taking MEDICINE before sleeping …or no one will know if u died a natural death or it was the medicine.