Sunday, April 19, 2009

AnOtHeR oNe !!



Well I am back with few more “what you should do in life” lines and my sarcasm. After 40 rules I had decided never to take such topics…but ppl just can’t stop posting such things on the net. … And I can’t help myself form bogging about them when I read!








1. Answer the phone by LEFT ear ...or the right one will feel bad! … Well as long as u answer my calls I don’t care which of ur ear is taking the trouble.


2. Do not drink coffee TWICE a day...Although it heightens ur senses, protects against diabetes, contains antioxidants and helps u stay awake ..Jealous ppl keep threatening u in the name of caffeine.


Do not take pills with COOL water ...Well it doesn’t matter what pills ur taking… it’s the water!!


Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm … donno who has said that!! …Must be someone who can’t c after 5 or something.


Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume not the oil used in it... gr8!


Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night … global warming huh? Someone tell them that unlike plants we give out carbon dioxide all the time [not only in the night]


Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS … may be that will help the chargers to work a bit longer!


Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time … or may be then u will really have to answer the calls with ur left ear only!! Hehe


Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning ..ppl who have no social life can yap about that ..someone show them why is 10-6 the best time for NOT sleeping


Do not lie down immediately after taking MEDICINE before sleeping …or no one will know if u died a natural death or it was the medicine.


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