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Thursday, April 19, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
off-mood women
Now when a woman’s mood is off... she will surely
tell u (or show it by her actions)...
huh ? so what’s the problem?? .. The problem is that she will only tell
you that her mood is off. Now you have
to find out why - if you love her - that’s what she feels.
There are 2 ways - if you have experienced this before, 1. You
should ask - they want you to ask - cz they want to tell you... but not
anyways, ONLY WHEN YOU ASK or 2. if you’re
brave enough You can Guess why her
mood is off- they would love you to guess - but then mostly it backfires cz it’s
not a man’s forte to guess right, Especially about women.
Now if you’re a smarter one like me and select the
1st option - i.e.: to ask her why her mood is off... it’s just a beginning... cz you will have to see through other obstacles
to get there, as in to know the answer.
It starts
with something like, “just like that my mood is off” ...and then it’s your duty
to ask nicely again... “Why dear? What happened?” and then u have to face another – “Leave it ...i don’t wanna talk about it” ... BUT NOW IF
YOU LEAVE IT~~! You will come across as someone who is insensitive and someone
who does not care about her ... So don’t fuck it up … keep you cool and ask
again – “honey tell na.. what happened??”
And then it goes on …
“Please don’t ask… I’m really tensed”
“But maybe I can help”
“Baby my mood is soo fucked today”
… and now when your almost at the verge of killing
and for the last time say, “hmmm ok.. I think you rest for a while, we’ll talk
again later” … she will say!!!!, infact start another game... it’s called the 'ask-and-you-shall-know' game - worst of all... you have to play!
“It’s Priscilla”
“What about her?”
“She came today”
“Huh? So?”
“She just ruined my mood”
“How?”
“She always does this”
“:) I know.. ahem ahem .. but what happened”
“Nothing it’s the Easter party”
“so it’s not Priscilla??”
“No NO its that bitch only”
“huh”
“You know my shoes”
“whi..ch ones?? .. ah .. I mean .. you have sooo
maaaany beBeautiful pairs no… no?”
“Yeah .. but those black ones? Those heels..the ones I wore for my birthday
last to last time.. you remember … DON’T YOU?”
“Last to.. last time?? ..hmm ofcourse..ah.. love..Lovely
shoes”
“Yes I know … you know I’d got them from the
nearby store.. like it was a steal.. I bargained like soo much… it was like the
shopkeeper - that guy was soo stubborn... but I still managed.. he was quoting
such a high price .. but I just bargained and bargained… and then… ”
“I KNOW ALL THAT!!! … ahem ahem .. but NOW what
happened.. ah.. baby?”
“Tomorrow is the Easter party.. Rachael is organizing.. you know Rachael na? Apparently she is dating
Peter.. I donno what happened between her and Steve … actually they were .. ”
“AHEM AHEM”
“..ah.. yeah leave that ...so guess what Priscilla is
also coming for the party’
“so??”
“she went shopping today.. and..”
“and?”
“and she got the same type shoes.. like mine .. I was
going to wear them you know”
“hmmmm”
“such a bitch she is!!”
“so.. soo this is.. why you mood is.. off??”
“what do you mean?? Is it a small thing??? Same shoes
dude!! Can you beat that?”
“Fuck!!”
“exactly!”
“so… now.. now what?”
“I donno! But I am not gonna wear them, they are
like same and will look old also compared to pricilla’s”
“Which leaves you with nothing .. no shoes to wear…
right??”
“ahaan”
“*sigh* why
don’t we go shopping then?? I am sure.. it won’t hurt to have another pair
added to you small collection ”
“*smiles* you
think so?”
“ahaah :(”
“well.. let it be.. last week only we went shopping
na? ”
“hmmmm :/”
“but only if you say.. we’l go”
“:/”
“wow.. cool !!
I love you…. Wait .. il change and come… ” *runs inside to change*
“We could have saved 2 hours and W!((!@M’s time if
you’d tell me this directly.. !!”
*from
inside* “yes yes we’l reach home in 2 hours….just two minutes .. Thinking
about what to wear … you think I should
wear that red top?? .. you know I’d got this from the nearby store.. like it
was a steal.. I bargained like soo much… it was like the shopkeeper - that guy
was soo stubborn... but I still managed.. he was quoting such a high price ..
but I just bargained and bargained… and then…”
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