off-mood women

Now when a woman’s mood is off... she will surely tell u (or show it by her actions)...  huh ? so what’s the problem?? .. The problem is that she will only tell you that her mood is off.  Now you have to find out why - if you love her - that’s what she feels.

There are 2 ways -  if you have experienced this before, 1. You should ask - they want you to ask - cz they want to tell you... but not anyways, ONLY WHEN YOU ASK or 2. if you’re brave enough You can Guess why her mood is off- they would love you to guess - but then mostly it backfires cz it’s not a man’s forte to guess right, Especially about women.

Now if you’re a smarter one like me and select the 1st option - i.e.: to ask her why her mood is off... it’s just a beginning...  cz you will have to see through other obstacles to get there,  as in to know the answer.

 It starts with something like, “just like that my mood is off” ...and then it’s your duty to ask nicely again... “Why dear? What happened?”  and then u have to face another – “Leave it  ...i don’t wanna talk about it” ... BUT NOW IF YOU LEAVE IT~~! You will come across as someone who is insensitive and someone who does not care about her ... So don’t fuck it up … keep you cool and ask again –  “honey tell na.. what happened??”

And then it goes on …

“Please don’t ask… I’m really tensed”

“But maybe I can help”

“Baby my mood is soo fucked today”

… and now when your almost at the verge of killing and for the last time say, “hmmm ok.. I think you rest for a while, we’ll talk again later” … she will say!!!!, infact start another game... it’s called the 'ask-and-you-shall-know' game - worst of all... you have to play!

“It’s Priscilla”

“What about her?”

“She came today”

“Huh? So?”

“She just ruined my mood”

“How?”

“She always does this”

“:) I know.. ahem ahem .. but what happened”

“Nothing it’s the Easter party”

“so it’s not Priscilla??”

“No NO its that bitch only”

“huh”

“You know my shoes”

“whi..ch ones?? .. ah .. I mean .. you have sooo maaaany beBeautiful  pairs no… no?”

“Yeah .. but those black ones?  Those heels..the ones I wore for my birthday last to last time.. you remember … DON’T YOU?”

“Last to.. last time?? ..hmm ofcourse..ah.. love..Lovely shoes”

“Yes I know … you know I’d got them from the nearby store.. like it was a steal.. I bargained like soo much… it was like the shopkeeper - that guy was soo stubborn... but I still managed.. he was quoting such a high price .. but I just bargained and bargained… and then… ”

“I KNOW ALL THAT!!! … ahem ahem .. but NOW what happened.. ah..  baby?”

“Tomorrow is the Easter party.. Rachael is organizing..  you know Rachael na? Apparently she is dating Peter.. I donno what happened between her and Steve  … actually they were .. ”

“AHEM AHEM”

“..ah.. yeah leave that ...so guess what Priscilla is also coming for the party’

“so??”

“she went shopping today.. and..”

“and?”

“and she got the same type shoes.. like mine .. I was going to wear them you know”

“hmmmm”

“such a bitch she is!!”

“so.. soo this is.. why you mood is.. off??”

“what do you mean?? Is it a small thing??? Same shoes dude!! Can you beat that?”

“Fuck!!”

“exactly!”

“so… now.. now what?”

“I donno! But I am not gonna wear them, they are like same and will look old also compared to pricilla’s”

“Which leaves you with nothing .. no shoes to wear… right??”

“ahaan”

“*sigh* why don’t we go shopping then?? I am sure.. it won’t hurt to have another pair added to you small collection ”

“*smiles* you think so?”

“ahaah :(”

“well.. let it be.. last week only we went shopping na? ”

“hmmmm :/”

“but only if you say.. we’l go”

“:/”

“wow.. cool !!  I love you…. Wait .. il change and come… ” *runs inside to change*

“We could have saved 2 hours and W!((!@M’s time if you’d tell me this directly.. !!”

*from inside* “yes yes we’l reach home in 2 hours….just two minutes .. Thinking about what to wear …  you think I should wear that red top?? .. you know I’d got this from the nearby store.. like it was a steal.. I bargained like soo much… it was like the shopkeeper - that guy was soo stubborn... but I still managed.. he was quoting such a high price .. but I just bargained and bargained… and then…”