10 things Indian parents say to blackmail you into marriage and how people like me react
1. "Sharma ji's son already has a son"
(in
your mind) : “Damn that’s soo not his”
2. "We are growing old. We want to see our
grandchildren before we die"
(in
your mind) : "Ok.. but why do I have to marry for that"
3. "We want to get done with the responsibility
before retirement"
(in
your mind) : “.. so said Sharma ji too”
4. "What are you waiting for?"
(in your mind) : “for someone who isn’t crazy
as me”
5. "There's never a right time"
(in your mind) : “then lets get a PS3 plzz
!!!”
6. "The biological clock is ticking"
(in your mind) : “Nopes! Checked last Sunday..
batteries working fine”
7. "We have attended so many of our friends'
children's wedding. It's our turn to host a wedding reception"
(in your mind) : “oh fcuk! Another bank loan”
8. "You don't have time to take care of
yourself. You should get a wife"
(in your mind) : “or a maid?”
9. "Your cousin went for a fancy honeymoon. You
can also go if you get married"
(in your mind) : “Nopes! Checked last Sunday.. mine was better”
10. "We have done so much for you; can't you do
this one thing for us?"
(in your mind) : “lets get a PS3”
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