Sunday, August 23, 2009

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This was on my mind for a long time - I never understood why people use pictures of celebrities as their display picture on social networking sites?? It’s so irritating to see every third person you come across using celebrity pics as their dp! and u thot I was sum VIP with so many Celebs in my frnd list huh??! Honestly speaking whenever I get a friend request from any such Shahrukh or Kajol I think twice before adding them… I am so fed up!

According to me, if you think your ugly, probably not that handsome to attract chicks to your account or your face is too pretty that it might end up on some porn site, there is no need to upload a picture at all, just leave your profile as it is…we will not object! We know who you are by your name; we don’t need a photo proof at all. Your not here for some auditions!! So putting up a Jessica Alba pic makes no sense, cz it does not make you as beautiful as her nor does Eminem on your profile make you a star! Michael Jordon, Kobe Bryant and the rest dunking their guts out, don’t teach you shit about basketball …Salman Khan above your profile name does not give you a hot body and Aishwarya, Diya Mirza and Genelia have better things to do than representing you on networking sites! I mean common yaar, it’s not cool anymore! You look like some stupid fucking wannabe...

Another set of irritating profiles are profiles with cartoon pictures as dp!! Now if you’re a kid and have illegally made a legal account on any of the social sites things can be considered … but if you’re a grown up and still have a Tweety or Johnny bravo smiling in your dp, you need to watch other channels at home or may be just start thinking like an adult! Having such dp’s don’t send cute vibes anymore … they just reveal how kiddish you are!
Similarly pictures of devils, blood, piercing and such things don’t make you hardcore! An article I read long ago rightly said that ‘trying to act hardcore on the internet is like racing in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.’

Then there is another category of losers; who have scenery and pics of landscapes and flowers as their dp!! Now can u beat that? What does that even mean? I have nothing to say about them, talking about them is breaking your head on the wall… it just shows that they lack the ability to relate to things around them and may be have never heard of the word logic in their lives !!

So as I said I had this in my mind from a long time … but I just didn’t know how to express myself, whom to tell, etc…most of the people I know have already put up pics that annoy me, and so I called up this friend of mine called W!((!@M and discussed this issue with him … yeah he’s obsessed with writing these days.. you know .. this blogging and all that, so I encouraged him to write something about this …well, I’ve heard that he has managed to get some 4-5 people to follow his blog also…. Hmm yeah people like him manage to find a few kind people! Now he’ll write on this topic with all his masala and express my point of view to the world! Many of his friends who visit his stupid blog may also get angry with him, when they read what he writes, especially if they have the discussed display pictures highlighting their accounts, he might get angry with me also… but who cares, He should thank his starts that he met me and got a new topic to write on or he always keeps crying that he can’t think of any good topic to blog these days …

9 comments:

  1. too bold but true....may be some of your pixie friends may not like it..
    btw very nice use of words while explaining things like these...

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  2. lol!
    thanx a lot yaar ... nice to see positive comments coming from a good writer like u!

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  3. @ william..

    i am happy dat u were nt diplomatic here..!!
    but ur opening ur mouth 4 all d wrong reasons..!! not dat i lik wid all girls putting yp ders dp's as avril lavignes...

    but...der r not trying to prove anything to u..my friend..espc abt cartoons..
    so wot if dey put cartoons as dp..??? Dey dont ahv a lyf..but u have 1 ryt?? Watching carttoons dnt make u kiddish at all..dats more lik a form of escape ..who wouldn't lik to watch ice age or even tom n jerry 4 dat matter...by d way ice age made millions.i guess millions of us ppl dont mind having dat kiddish side to us..!!

    ...Its jst dat soem ppl cn accept dat dey watch cartoons while oders latch der rooms n watchh it..!!
    Oh no..!! u hav ruffled my emotional side Willie..!!!
    I am calling u a Stone 4 bringing up cartoons in dis write up..!!



    n oh..abt posting up pics of blood n gore ( ur r nw brushing yp wid me emo- side..!! ) Wot do u knw n wot od u realli care ??? its jst lik an expressions 4 me atleast..its morer lik an alter-ego..jst as how u prove dat ur a narrsicit n put ur pics up..!!
    n oh..d oder day i put up dis pic of girl in a cage n u asked me y..n aftr dat u were lik oh my god..ur good wid dose deep tghts..!!
    wud d real William please stand up??

    If u dont like dese pics dont view dem..!! as simple as dat..!!

    Do dey need to giv u an explaination 4 everything dat dey put up..???

    n oh..i Am dat Pixie frnd... n u r a Stone..!!!
    lik a blob ..!!

    Amen to that..!!

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  4. oo la la..i cud hav jsut posted dis as a blog..!!

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  5. @ William: abt the cartoons, I'd disagree wid u! Cuz although I'm an adult n i consider myself mature too, I still love cartoons... Actually William, wat wud u call Richard den, evn he still watches cartoons!

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  6. lol.. yes Julie u cud post tht as a blog :-)

    ok on a serious note- guys i dont think u ppl sud take it personally! i didn't say watching cartoons is a sin :-)(ofcourse its not, that's not even an argument!)
    i was referring to all those to try to hide their true faces behind the cute dps they put up(tht fact that they think they can do tht makes them kiddish)!

    @runcil:yeah i noe richard watches cartoons :-)he's 1 big cartoon himself!:-)

    @julie: putting up blood pics or pics of a grl in a cage etc may b UR way of expressing ur state of mind... not every1 does tht.. i think both of us have been on networking sites for long enough to know that.. ppl do try to act hardcore by putting up such stuff! :-)

    may be the cartoon bit was not expressed properly .. but otherwise i stand by wat i said! :-)

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  7. @ william...

    dey r so called trying to put deir dps as cartoons amyb cz dey connect wid it..
    u cud giv it a benifit of doubt..

    n d fact dat dey put it up doesnt noit i reoeat DOES NOT make dem kiddish..!!!

    u expressed wot u had to say abt d cartoon thngi..but its jst dat u managed d trigger d gun...

    n oh..whoever whoi knw n post suc hardcore stuff ...dey r displaying dere s8 of mind..

    n realli sorie abtd mean thngi i said to u..!!

    Sorie again..!!

    :)

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  8. lol .. well that's ur opinion, i think different ppl think differently on topics like these ...
    anyways der is nothing to say srry for... ur comments r always welcome.. i always look forward to them :-)

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  9. To each his own.!!!


    PEACE..!! \o/

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