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“But why can’t I marry him mom???” shouted Mary as loud as she could..

“Because he is not from our cast!!” replied mom trying to match the volume levels

“But he is a nice guy!!”

“How can he be a nice guy when he is not from our cast???”

“Huh??”

“Don’t you know Samantha?? That chick from the next building?? She ran away with sum burger!! 2 months later we came to know, that guy was drinking milk at home as well as having milkshake with someone else”.

“But mom all men are not same!!”

“Oh yes that’s true!! The other guy who married Janice went abroad to work; it’s more than 5 years now he is not back. They say he works less on the office table and more on Lori, his boss” pointed out mom wisely.

“But meet him atleast once!!!”

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“Meet him once??” replied Sonia’s dad in anger!! “That guy is so poor that if I call a ‘poor man’ poor in front of him, the ‘poor man’ will feel bad”

“But dad he loves me, I’l adjust!” cried Sonia

“Love!!!! What do you kids know about love!??” yelled fuming dad, “As though we never loved.. Our Love was fucking? And your fucking is love?? Wah!!”

“Dad!! It’s not that way ” Sonia was in tears, “please understand a job is a job.. And then he is a good cleaner he might get promotion soon”

“Yeah?  ... and what will he become then?? Head Cleaner of his department??”

“Is that all matters?” 

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“Oh yes it does matter   ! You need to be a M.S. Payal, or my family will not accept you”

 “But Bhavesh! I can’t do it .. I’ve already screwed the entrance test… even if I get through I don’t think ill manage to get a seat in your institute and if that doesn’t happen, what’s the point of doing M.S. We won’t even be able to tell your parents we met at the same insti  … and anyways I am pretty bad at studies you know na… ”

“Yes I know, but my folks want M.S. what can I do?”

“When I was in the 5^th standard.  I joined tuitions; that sir they said was awesome and had many students..  after 2 yrs I was still in the 5^th and that guy had no students….  then next year he said he’l pay me if I stop coming for tuitions  … you know this na Bhavesh? Still you want me to do MS? ”

“But baby I can’t help it. My great grandfathers father once cheated in the exams in his school days… he was caught and punished… not only that, later some locals caught him like a rat and tattooed his hand  -  ‘mera baap nahi, mein cheater hoon ’ … from that day onwards he pledged on his pet cat Jammuna  that everyone in his family would study and get big degrees  without cheating”

“I donno what to say ” Sighed Payal

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“Means?”, Tasneem was confused!

“Means I just donno what to say sweety”, mom sounded worried.

“But why mom? What is the problem If I like him??”

“That guy! .. um .. I mean .. he is so not meant for you .. Infact he is so not meant for anyone ”

“just because hes dark?”

“No darling he is not only dark! He is scary! … the way he looks people is as if hes doing them a favor by letting them breathe – that killer stare, and then his jet black color, huge built, those such  big rapist-like-eyes that can make a chick piss in her pants if she is alone and sees him in the dark….

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W!((!@M : “So these are your stories …. Hmmm sad yaa … no wonder all of you’l decided to conf-call so late in the night ”

Tasneem: “I just donno what to do people.. I just love him.. but my mom..”

Mary:”same here !! I am so fedup.. cant convience my parents too”

Payal: “that’s understandable yaar .. in my case .. my guy only is a freaking asshole … he’s making me study to marry him… wtf!”

Sonia: “…and my pop said he is gonna kill me and anyone who helps me ”

W!((!@M: “ahem  ahem …  ah … girls… I agree all this is crazy… wish I could Help .. ah.. yeah but ill blog about it” :angelic smile: