Tuesday, November 17, 2009
New template!
I guess I’ve finally found one, this template has everything I was looking for, it allows me to customize my widgets and keep as many as I want; moreover it gives all of them a unique look.
Besides letting me retain my old sidebar with a different look, the template has a lot more to offer.
*Search: it’s placed right on the top and any of my posts can be searched by their name (although the –home, about & archives don’t work)
*The diary look of the post section gives it an interestingly realistic feel (that’s one of the main reasons why I selected it), Every time I see it I feel like writing something in it.
*My sidebar is divided into 3 parts each having every different and yet related themes. When any widget is added in any of the parts, it inherits the theme of that particular part!
-‘Recent post’ is the 1st part on my side bar, dressed in yellow and attached to the diary with a U clip, it lists the recent 15 posts
-‘Categories’ makes the middle section of my sidebar and is the second part, that is nailed on the diary by a paper pin, it has a background of a grey paper and looks really classy…it arranges all my posts on the basis of the label tagged on them! recent comments and the followers widget placed in that section of the sidebar inherit its properties.
-The 3rd part is a black and white section, the bottom part of the sidebar… its called ‘Friends and Links’ which carries the about me and my blog list widget! it has a scribbled look (this part appears nicely in IE)
Overall I am kinda satisfied with this template… hope you’ll like it too :-)
Monday, November 16, 2009
revising my ABC
1) A – Available/Single?
Of course available, for any computer problems call me, we provide quality service at your home and office doorstep!
2) B – Best friend?
I don't believe in best friends and worst friends… all my friends are nice people, but I am close to a few
3) C – Cake or Pie?
Doesn’t matter provided they are yummy, bring them on!
4) D – Drink of choice?
Beers!
5) E – Essential item you use every day?
Computer, cell phone, hardware tools, pen and note book
6) F – Favorite colour?
White, black… blue
7) G – Gummy Bears Or
Dinosaurs
8) H – Hometown?
9) I – Indulgence?
Technology
10) J – January or February?
:-| that helps?
11) K – Kids & their names?
Testing my ‘creativity’ huh?
12) L – Life is incomplete without?
My computer, lots of good food, family, friends
13) M – Marriage date?
That’s today’s quiz. Whoever gets it right will win free tickets to Ram Gopal Varma’s next movie.
14) N – Name? Your real name!!
William Shakespeare said “what’s in a name?
15) O –
16) P – Phobias/Fears?
Heights
17) Q – Quote for today?
“as in?”
18) R – Reason to smile?
I don’t need a reason to smile
For further info visit/join my community NO REASONS TO LAUGH
19) S – Season?
I love the rains and winter
20) T – Tag 3 People?
Randomnique, jostled-jaded-mind, Enlightened yet mystified ( ie: if she ever visits my blog and finds out I've tagged her)
21) U – Unknown fact about me?
Oh we can have another quiz on this one some other time! ::winks::
22) V – Vegetable you don’t like?
Ladyfinger, karela
23) W – Worst habit?
Laziness
24) X – X-rays?
A couple of them… I hate them anyways… I hate going 2 doctors and hospitals, they make me feel more sick
25) Y – Your favorite food?
That’s the worst question you can ask a big foodie like me… but right now I am thinking about chicken tandoori
26) Z – Zodiac sign?
Libra … I thought you’ll should have known by now!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
..on a rainy day...
When the dark clouds cover the earth
When the rain pours down with thunder
When the aroma of clay fills the air
When the chill breeze beings to wonder
When students get offs from their ABC
and the others cant stop cursing the BMC
When the rails and the roads go for a toss
When news becomes more important than big boss
When couples flood Bandstand and
While others come to take a glimpse of the high tide
Some feast on their corn, some feast their eyes on each other
Some prefer bhajias and chai, some just a chat together
When rainbows and singing birds light up the dull day
When bright colorful umbrellas highlight the way
When the weather turns so pleasant …so lovely
I lie flat in my bed .....I yawn ...I feel so sleepy
Thursday, November 5, 2009
GETTING INVISIBLE FOR AN INTERVIEW!
On our way Dickson decided to enlighten the gentleman who called out to him saying, “its DickSON… not dick” … the man gave him a ‘do-I-look-like-I-care?’ Look and continued with his work…
Knock knock!
Come in said a female voice… dick and I entered… and I fainted instantly…
In front of me was the hottest female I had ever seen …10 times hotter than the receptionist!! Oh! Holy lord! ... the name of this company should have been XXX instead of XYZ!! It’s a treat to work here! … Still mesmerized I did enough to stand myself on my feet.. you see this is a big advantage of being invisible, you can check out the hottest chick and faint anywhere in the world without getting noticed!
liza: (pulling her hand away) "may i see your resume ?"
dick: " sure"
liza: "well someone is looking nervous so whats your name?" ..(pointing towards the chair asking him to sit)
dick: "my name is Dickson Miranda. (goes for the impression) and ofcourse...someone is looking very preety "
liza: "..hehe.. you could have said that with a little more conviction"
dick:"well... my name is Dickson Miranda "
liza".. anyways! " (goes through the resume)
liza: "so what do you know about XYZ?"
dick: "its a nice company.."
liza" ..and?"
dick: "ah.. and.. ahh"
liza: " so why did you apply here?.. i mean why not anywhere else.."
dick: "I was going to try in HP.. but my placement officer said.... thats not your cup of tea... go to XYZ.. whaan toh tuje mil hi jaayega "
liza:" sigh! ...what do you know about DHCP?"
dick: "DHCP... it is Dynamic Host Configurattion Protocol"
liza:"and what is Dynamic Host Configurattion Protocol??"
dick: "it is DHCP... ah.. it is used in networking"
liza: "how?"
dick: "i think it is used to make DHCP server"
liza: ""
liza: "what is Class A IP? "
dick: "hmm the range of IP's that belong to Class A"
liza: ""
liza: "what steps will you carry out if you find out one day, that your desktop is not starting? "
dick: "call my engineer"
liza:".. but what will you do to troubleshoot? "
dick: "i will call my engineer... he will troubleshoot "
liza: ""
me: ""
dick ""
liza:"so why do you think we should hire you? "
dick: "i am very hardworking and i know my job well"
liza: ""
me: ""
dick: ""
liza: "well Dick..son ... let me see.. illl speak to your placement officer and call you if your selected "
me: ""
dick: " ah.. well u can tell me.. ill tell my placemnet officer!"
liza: "no no, we will call you... as for now thank you, you can go "
after sometime:
(on the phone)
dick: "yes sir, they said they will call me ... no no nothing they asked... only DHCP and Class A IP... ek aur question pucha ta.. I forgot... huh? yes yes.. i knew the answers!...she said she'll call you first..yes! ok sir.. yes! bye"
after some days
(in classes)
placement officer: "arey W!((!@M ...there are vacancies in two places... XYZ and PQR why dont you try?"
me: " why not sir, ill go to XYZ tomorrow only "
officer: "hmm Dickson had gone there .. he said they asked him DHCP and...ah."
me: "Class A IP?"
office: "haan...how did you know? "
me: "..ah.. i met him.."
officer: "ok, but XYZ is offering less salary huh! compared to PQR... try PQR na?"
me: "ah.. no sir.. XYZ is offering.....i mean .. i'll would like to try there first!"
next day
(at the XYZ reception)
some old man is at the reception...
me: "excuse me.. i've come for an interview... that female who used to be here...."
man: "accha! she's on leave... her father expired... why dont you have a sit?... ill call you"
me""
knock knock]
Come in said a thick male voice… I entered… and almost fainted instantly…
me: "Miss Liza? "
man: "Mrs. Liza, she's my wife ... currently out of town... I am Steve and i will be conducting today's interview "
me: ""
I could not let my luck screw my happiness anymore.. so before he asked anything I said..
"sir, i know everything about DHCP and Class A IP "
Steve: "ah... i am sure you do... so tell me something about VPN "
me: ""