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off-mood women

Now when a woman’s mood is off... she will surely tell u (or show it by her actions)...  huh ? so what’s the problem?? .. The problem is that she will only tell you that her mood is off.  Now you have to find out why - if you love her - that’s what she feels.

There are 2 ways -  if you have experienced this before, 1. You should ask - they want you to ask - cz they want to tell you... but not anyways, ONLY WHEN YOU ASK or 2. if you’re brave enough You can Guess why her mood is off- they would love you to guess - but then mostly it backfires cz it’s not a man’s forte to guess right, Especially about women.

Now if you’re a smarter one like me and select the 1st option - i.e.: to ask her why her mood is off... it’s just a beginning...  cz you will have to see through other obstacles to get there,  as in to know the answer.

 It starts with something like, “just like that my mood is off” ...and then it’s your duty to ask nicely again... “Why dear? What happened?”  and then u have to face another – “Leave it  ...i don’t wanna talk about it” ... BUT NOW IF YOU LEAVE IT~~! You will come across as someone who is insensitive and someone who does not care about her ... So don’t fuck it up … keep you cool and ask again –  “honey tell na.. what happened??”

And then it goes on …

“Please don’t ask… I’m really tensed”

“But maybe I can help”

“Baby my mood is soo fucked today”

… and now when your almost at the verge of killing and for the last time say, “hmmm ok.. I think you rest for a while, we’ll talk again later” … she will say!!!!, infact start another game... it’s called the 'ask-and-you-shall-know' game - worst of all... you have to play!

“It’s Priscilla”

“What about her?”

“She came today”

“Huh? So?”

“She just ruined my mood”

“How?”

“She always does this”

“:) I know.. ahem ahem .. but what happened”

“Nothing it’s the Easter party”

“so it’s not Priscilla??”

“No NO its that bitch only”

“huh”

“You know my shoes”

“whi..ch ones?? .. ah .. I mean .. you have sooo maaaany beBeautiful  pairs no… no?”

“Yeah .. but those black ones?  Those heels..the ones I wore for my birthday last to last time.. you remember … DON’T YOU?”

“Last to.. last time?? ..hmm ofcourse..ah.. love..Lovely shoes”

“Yes I know … you know I’d got them from the nearby store.. like it was a steal.. I bargained like soo much… it was like the shopkeeper - that guy was soo stubborn... but I still managed.. he was quoting such a high price .. but I just bargained and bargained… and then… ”

“I KNOW ALL THAT!!! … ahem ahem .. but NOW what happened.. ah..  baby?”

“Tomorrow is the Easter party.. Rachael is organizing..  you know Rachael na? Apparently she is dating Peter.. I donno what happened between her and Steve  … actually they were .. ”

“AHEM AHEM”

“..ah.. yeah leave that ...so guess what Priscilla is also coming for the party’

“so??”

“she went shopping today.. and..”

“and?”

“and she got the same type shoes.. like mine .. I was going to wear them you know”

“hmmmm”

“such a bitch she is!!”

“so.. soo this is.. why you mood is.. off??”

“what do you mean?? Is it a small thing??? Same shoes dude!! Can you beat that?”

“Fuck!!”

“exactly!”

“so… now.. now what?”

“I donno! But I am not gonna wear them, they are like same and will look old also compared to pricilla’s”

“Which leaves you with nothing .. no shoes to wear… right??”

“ahaan”

“*sigh* why don’t we go shopping then?? I am sure.. it won’t hurt to have another pair added to you small collection ”

“*smiles* you think so?”

“ahaah :(”

“well.. let it be.. last week only we went shopping na? ”

“hmmmm :/”

“but only if you say.. we’l go”

“:/”

“wow.. cool !!  I love you…. Wait .. il change and come… ” *runs inside to change*

“We could have saved 2 hours and W!((!@M’s time if you’d tell me this directly.. !!”

*from inside* “yes yes we’l reach home in 2 hours….just two minutes .. Thinking about what to wear …  you think I should wear that red top?? .. you know I’d got this from the nearby store.. like it was a steal.. I bargained like soo much… it was like the shopkeeper - that guy was soo stubborn... but I still managed.. he was quoting such a high price .. but I just bargained and bargained… and then…”

Mirror

I told few of my close friends about us.. they way we met.. the things we talk about.. the time we spend.. the way we understand each other.. our petty fights.. out patch ups... our texts our calls... our love.. everything. 


But they said they have a doubt ... they think you don't love me ...  


I said, "she says the same"

Life just isn't fair :-(

When i first seen you.. I thought .. and ..thought
I found I'd never seen anyone as beautiful as you..
No other pair of eyes had that spark as much as yours did
No other face made my heart skip a beat ..
No other smile made me feel that life is so beautiful..

I don't know what you lips said.. but No one else sounded that sweet..
That lovely long curly hair... so amazing ..
I loved that pretty silver necklace you were wearing -
God, when was the last time I'd observed a necklace
and your pink top.. I've started liking pink ever since then..

Then when I held your hand..
I thought I'd never touched anyone as soft and delicate as you..
I'd never seen someone so  pretty ... so adorable ..
so fascinating.. so cute..
so addictive .. so eternal ...
I was in love ........and I loved it.

...and then I seen your friend..
I thought again.

Wind of change

It was believed that...

Women were Normally Confused
and Guys were Hereditarily Horny...

but now-a-days

Guys look Monotonously Confused
and apparently their Women have become Miraculously Horny..   (God bless me)

Love with Gifts

Now I may be saying this with a male point of view or someone who does not believe in 'love gifts' .. but someone please enlighten me how does a Goddamn Teddy Day tell my girlfriend('s) that I love them the most !!  What if I got those overrated teddy bears for like 100 Rs ka 4 and distributed to the girls who I have hots for... do I become a good boyfriend or the guy who is loyal and does not get (or forgets to get) his girl a stuffed bear would be better ??? well from what I know... I'd be 100 times better  - yeah that's if i don't get caught... and ofcourse which girl on this planet would think a guy who can get her a 'teddy' can actually cheat on her? - so that mostly solves the dilemma.

Now getting back to these days, I often see people (specially girls) getting a little too serious about them ..  I strongly believe whoever made these days - I fucking hate them - but giving them the benefit of doubt - whoever made these days had actually thought of expressing their love with something (1) they could afford, (2) they thought it would never have to be compulsorily implemented, (3) It was a out-of-the-box idea, (4) they never expected anything in return and (5) they never expected their partners to expect the same next year.- which very clearly makes it optional for an individual to go ahead and follow the footsteps of these extremely emotional inventors. If your girl or guy decides not to, it does not make their love less.

I often wondered which of the Guys a Girl with 20 roses on a Rose day loved!! Was it the one who gave her a rose 1st ?.. or was it someone who gave her two roses?.. what if someone who really loved her was the 10th and that too gave her one just because others and she thought that giving her a rose would mean he loves her.

Today love gifts - roses,chocolates, teddy bears, etc are treated as priced possessions. for a girl to have the maximum number or roses  means shes hot or sexy... Id rather like to think shes been playing with many of those hearts just for attention and will leave them high and dry at the end.., for a guy to have many roses  would mean his cool .. and I think he's cheating on many of em rose givers (secretly)!!

Now for the most unbeatable argument a girl makes.. "if you loved me .. you would never forget to give me a teddy or think its not cool", "how could you forget what day it was today ?" - trust me that's unbeatable yet.. no man could ever and no man will ever be able to fight those lines (and expect to win or be happy after that)

so lets just conclude this by saying .. if you get a rose well your loved.. if you get twenty.. your loved as much too..  c'mon no one will love you 20 times more .. hehe , oh yeah and if you don't get one, don't bother.
Believe in true love not in materialistic pleasures .. God loves you even if you don't light candles .